So with valentine’s day around the corner I wanted to share something fun for the people without boyfriends or dates. These are the better than boyfriend Valentine’s day gifts for yourself or your friends. I found them on one of my favorite gag gift shops and know that you are absolutely going to love these. Not only are they perfect for friends, but I think most of us would want to own these fabulous valentine’s day gifts for single people and better than boyfriend products. Click any of the images below or on the text links and you’ll be taken to one of my favorite gag gifts stores where you can buy these Valentine’s Day Gifts for single people and gay guys.
These bars of better than a boyfriend soap are the perfect soaps to wash the thought of a man away from your holiday. It’s sort of like Glenn Close singing “Wash that man right out of my hair” from South Pacific, except with a bar of better than a boyfriend soap. The soap is white tea and rose hip scented and absolutely fabulous. It is also made of pure vegetable oils. If you want to know why this is better than a boyfriend soap, think about it. It doesn’t smell, it is nice to rub all over yourself after a club and it helps you feel clean instead of something that always makes everything dirty. I love better than a boyfriend soap and think that you will to. If better than a boyfriend soap isn’t for you, try this next valentine’s day gift for single gay men and women.
This is probably the best gift if you want to make a man or woman feel alone and then fabulous on Valentine’s Day. The Instant Adoring Boyfriend DVD is a dvd of a really hot guy who just compliments you, lets you watch him workout and then compliments you again. Not only will it feel like you have a loving perfect boyfriend, but you can turn him on and off when you want to. If he’s talking to much you can turn down the volume and if you need a compliment, he’s right there. What’s also nice is that you can also sit down and eat popcorn while he works out. It’s the perfect relationship. The Instant Adoring Boyfriend DVD is the perfect gift for the lonely lady or single gay guy on Valentine’s day.
So if you really don’t like someone and they are alone for Valentine’s Day, this is the perfect thing to give them. Its a heart shaped box of tissues so as they sit back and watch you go out with your loved ones, they’ll sit at home crying with their heart shaped box of tissues. If you really want to rub it in you can call to make sure they are ok and make sure you mention how romantic your partner is being and how in love you are. There is nothing worse than being the only single one out of all of your friends on Valentine’s day and also having friends that love to rub it in. If someone buys you these heart shaped tissue boxes then you should probably buy them some laxatives before they go on their date. Hey, fair is fair and these heart shaped tissue boxes are the ultimate insult for valentine’s day.