ok, so I am loving jones soda for cocktails still and instead of buying coke for mixers for my drinks at home, I have completely gone back to mixing my drinks with jones soda. I have even got my friends to start doing the same. My best friend only drinks stoli with sprite zero and now he is loving the jones lemon lime soda with his stoli or even grey goose and I am still lovin mixing the sugar free zero calorie cream soda with liquor for my drinks. Anyways, I was looking through their regular flavors which are available year round and was thinking it could be fun to make up a couple of jones soda alcoholic drinks and jones soda cocktails for bachelorette parties and really you can use them for any occasion. Since I love vodka most of these will be vodka based jones soda cocktails, but you can easily switch it would with rum for mojitos if you are using the soda water, etc…. Sooo anyways, here are some jones soda cocktail recipes for your bachelorette party and if you click the image or link to the product, you’ll be able to buy the flavors on sale and even customize the bottles of jones soda for your bachelorette party =0).
|Jones GABA – Fuji Apple (12 Pack) – $ 32.00
Jones GABA (gamma-aminobutyric acid) increases the production of alpha brain waves, known to enhance focus + clarity. At the same time, the amino acid decreases beta brain waves, which are linked to nervousness and scattered thoughts. In other words, Jones GABA relaxes your brain, puts you “in the zone” and allows you to perform at your peek.
Ok, you can call this the DD, Designated Dyke Driver, this was named by my lesbian friend, no offense meant by it. Mix it with an actual soda or serve it straight up if someone has to drive so they have the clarity to keep you all under control while you are drunk on jones soda and alcohol.
|Jones Pure Cane Soda – Crema De Pina (12 Pack) – $ 18.99
Try the new Jones Soda Refresco de Cana Pura. Kick back with a cool bottle of Pineapple Creme.
This one is called always the brides maid never the bride. the bridesmaids have to deal with the bitching bride all wedding long so why not make her a fruity and tropical bachelorette party cocktail with jones crema de pina and this fabulous cocktail recipe.
Take one half bottle of the jones creama de pina and mix in some bacardi or bacardi citrus or malibu coconut rum. Then add in a splash of mint leaves and you now have a tropical and refreshing pinapple based rum bachelorette party drinks which I call always the brides maid, never the bride. This one is awesome…on a quick side note, when crushing the mint leaves, do it like you would with a mojto in the bottom of the glass and if you want, do it in the rum or before the soda and only do a little so it isn’t overpowering.
|Jones Pure Cane Soda – Limon (12 Pack) – $ 18.99
Try the great new Jones Soda Refresco de Cana Pura. You will love the lime taste.
The bridezilla breath mint. Take this lemon and lime jones soda, limon, and you are going to mix it with fresh mint leaves and a dab of lime juice. You are then going to add in vodka or rum and you’ll be done and have the bridezilla breath mint.
First, pour a splash of lime juice into the bottom of the glass. Then add in some mint leaves and grind them like you would a mojito.
Then take the jones limon soda and pour it into a shaker then add in the mint leaves and splash of lime juice. Then pour in the rum or vodka, preferrably a mint infused one and if you don’t have mint infused or flavored, pour a small very small splash of creme de menthe into your vodka first, then pour it into the shaker, shake heavy and pour. The Bridezilla Breath Mint is an awesome bachelorette party drink.
|Jones Sugar Free Soda – Cream Soda (12 Pack) – $ 18.99
Sugar Free. Caffeine Free
There are soo many things to use the cream soda for. So this one is the sweet don’t cheat brides drink for the virgin bride or bride who hasn’t slept around.
Take the cream soda, mix it with a splash of clear creme de coco for a chocolate taste and then a whole ton of vanilly vodka, stoli or absolute to make it a vanilla cake tasting drink with a chocolate twist that not only tastes great, but is as sweet as the sweet don’t cheat brides who don’t cheat on their husbands.
|Jones Pure Cane Soda – Lemon Lime (12 Pack) – $ 18.99
This one is the fruity tootie tacky wedding wear.
Take the jones lemon lime soda and mix it with either straight vodka or raspberry or another fruity and citrusy flavored vodka. Then take a lime wedge, an orange wheel and two lemon twists and skewer the wedge and wheel with a toothpick and then skewer the lemon twists so you have a really tacky drink to match a really tacky wedding wear outfit…perfect for the bridesmaids stuck in ugly outfits for the wedding. This one actually does taste great.
|Jones Pure Cane Soda – Red Apple (12 Pack) – $ 18.99
This one is the devil in the red dress. Take the Jones Red Apple Soda and pour it into a shaker with apple flavored vodka. pour the drink into a martini glass then take a caramel flavored (buttershots works) or chocolate cream (godiva works) liqoue and pour it over the back of a spoon or down the side of the martini glass and you’ll have a fun and rich and sweet but evil devil in the red dress jealous lady drink.
|Jones Soda FuFu Berry With A Cause – $ 18.99
Jones Soda is taking part in a very special partnership with Athena Partners, a not-for-profit corporation found by a Seattle area cancer survivor that is committed to advancing research and education of breast cancer. This is soda has the same great taste as normal Jones Fufu Berry Soda, however the labels and caps are pink, and even more importantly a portion of the proceeds from each bottle will be donated to Athena Partners.
Ok this one is don’t pop the cherry before the big day. Take cherries the day or two days before the bachelorette party and pour them into an empty jar or cup or storage container like a ziplock bag or box, then pour in vodka or rum,,,you can even use the cherry jar, just make sure you empty out all of the liquid first.
Now, pour the jones soda into a martini glass and then drop a cherry into the middle, then if the bride or bridesmaids are drunk, line the rim of the martini glass with whipped cream and tell them before they take a sip, they have to get the cherry, not only will they have a funny whipped cream ring around their mouth, but this drink is fun, funny and fabulous. I love the don’t pop the cherry jones soda bachelorette party drink. Also, feel free to pour flavored vodka into this one too if you like your drinks stronger.
Anyways, I’ll give you the run down of the bottle and the flavor, then the cocktail and name in the box right after.