I saw this product at one of the vendors we have promoted for a long time. It’s a vanilla or strawberry scented anal douche. Prepping for a night of fun with your partner can be kind of boring and at the same time not that fun. Anything to add a fun twist, or if you want to make sure he knows everything is tidy down below, you may want to try this new product called Butt Pirate scented and flavored anal douches.
What I love about Butt Pirate anal douches is that they aren’t just vegan friendly, because everyone knows that butts aren’t meat…or kosher?, is that if your partner likes the scent of strawberries or vanilla, it gives him or her an extra reason to visit the poop-less deck and go down below. (Sorry, I love puns and getting to use them when I can.) For years women were the ones who got to enjoy all of the fun scents and brands of things to freshen their women things, and now gay men and anyone else who enjoys anal gets to have the same type of products.
Whether you are punching a hole in the donut and wish you had strawberry icing or vanilla cream filling (ok I’ll stop) (I probably shouldn’t drink wine before I blog), you and your partner will enjoy a fun and fresh time with a properly smelling and clean time. You’ll also finally be able to answer a question to smart “asses” when they say “don’t look at me like your farts don’t stink” or “what, and your farts smell like roses?”, now you can say no, they smell like strawberries or vanilla. One thing I was sort of sad about when I found out about Butt Pirate scented anal douches is that they used to produce a chocolate scent and flavored douche.
Although that sounds gross, I love chocolate. There isn’t anything tempting or fun about thinking about chocolate and being down there, but if you can get over the image and thought of it, it actually could make prepping or foreplay a bit more fun. Think about it, you could have vanilla one night and when you want more attention, let him smell chocolate. It’s kind of hard to get over the thought of a chocolate smelling butt, but at the same time, it is probably one of the best smells and something that could make it more fun to prep your partner for a fun night. If you’ve tried or like Butt Pirate scented douches, feel free to leave a comment below.
Strawberry Scented Anal Douche – $5.99
Vanilla Scented Anal Douche – $5.99
Retail Price: $15.99
You Save: $10.00