Sooo enough with the sad sappy and depressing posts. I need to move on and get myself motivated to have fun and get on with myself. So in order to kick off the fun the right way, I searched through a database at one of our favorite bachelorette party stores to find some fabulous bachelorette party items, supplies and gifts that are sure to turn any bachelorette party into an all out event instead of just a night with the girls.
Now, in addition to these being fun for the girls at the bachelorette party, this is also the perfect gift list for a gay man’s birthday or party or birthday party night out on the town. These gifts and supplies are completely universal across women and gay men and I am sure you will see why.
|The Fat Woman Blow Up Doll – $ 29.99
Now, gay men like their girls and hags big. Well, unless she is a model hag, then that is another story, but stilll, most of us like the bigger girls. The big girls are the ones that party at the clubs, wear the tight clothes and have the most fun, so why the hell would you want a normal sized blow up doll when you can have the big fag hag blow up lady? The Fat Woman Blow Up Doll will be a fabulous addition to your next bachelor or adult party. She is a quite large blow up doll, so all you chubby chasers out there won’t be disappointed. Her breasts are really huge, and her bikini is so stylish. She kind of reminded us of a large parade float, only she wasn’t THAT big. We considered blowing her up with helium and attatching some string to her limbs, but then we decided against the idea. We’ll keep our ownership of a Fat Woman Blow Up Doll to ourselves.
|The Pink Cowgirl Hat and Veil – $ 18.99
What guy doesn’t love a pink party cowboy hat? This is the perfect party hat for mardi gras, your birthday if you live in Texas, Oklahmo, the south west or are going to a themed party. The tiara and seam on the pink party cowboy hat is perfect for your night on the town. Here is how the store describes it….not as fun, but still usefull. This pink cowgirl hat is perfect for a country-themed bachelorette party. This cowgirl hat covers all the bases: it boasts a sparkly, jeweled tiara attached to the front, and a white veil flowing from the back. Decorated with silver sequins and a white corsage, this cowgirl hat is fun and flirty. Your bachelorette will love wearing her pink cowgirl hat while she dances the night away!
|Pass-Out Game – $ 17.99
I didn’t read the description, don’t know what it is, but I do know that if you passout from drinking the game is complete and a good night was had by all. The name says it all and I need to buy a copy for myself. A classic drinking game that has been around since the seventies, Pass Out will get you looped. It is a board game with dice, game pieces and cards. Playing it involves rolling the dice, drinking, and “lighting up,” which I imagine is optional. You can click on the small image to see the backside of the game box. Pass Out is a fun game that many, many people like to play.
|Biggins Boob Cake Pan – $ 17.99
Sometimes you can’t get a real, live girl to show up at your party. If you’re having a (gasp!) stripperless bachelor party, whether out of fear or necessity, try just getting a great rack to come instead. The Biggins Cake Pan features a pair of DDs for you to frost, nibble and eat. The Biggins Boob Cake Pan is easy to use—just fill it with your bachelor’s favorite cake mix, bake and cool. Now frost creatively to make a perfect pair of edible tatas. Contains 1 aluminum bosom shaped cake pan.
|The Flashing Pecker Tiara – $ 9.99
OK, I love this and sre you will to. Now, you can replace the word bride and add in grrl, drag queen, birthday girl, or anyone who wants to party with a blinking penis on their tiara. Does your bride to be have a way with men? Does she make them whimper, cry, and give her a foot massage? Make her distinction as “Lady of the Penis” official with the Pecker Tiara. With five blinking dicks wrapping around the top of the tiara, everyone will know who the boss is. Don’t think of them as just organs but rather as tokens of her dominance. Let the powerful bride wear this crown, but please don’t tell the groom.