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Skull and Bones Ice Cube Tray

These skull and crossbone ice cube trays are perfect for giving to the person you love to hate.  Great for pirate parties or just if your friends are into emo, goth or punk.  Skull and bones ice cube trays are a seriously fun way to serve a strong drink.

Bacon Flavored Toothpicks

I’ve already actually posted these before on this site, but I had to put them here again.  Who doesn’t love that extra bit of bacon after they finish eating?  These bacon flavored toothpicks are the perfect way to keep that piggy taste in your mouth.

BBQ Branding Iron

This is actually one of my favorite stupid wedding gifts.  It is perfect for the couple who loves to grill.  Now they can mark their meats with this personalized bbq branding iron. A bbq branding iron is perfect for everyone from Texas to well Texas or anyone else who loves to bbq.

The Disappearing Cheshire Cat Mug

The dissapearing chesire cat mug is justa  cool gift for anyone who loves Alice in Wonderland.  If you are not sure what else to buy for the happy couple, get them random mugs to make a set.  Nothing says stupid wedding gifts quite like mismatched mugs.

Cool Shooters

I actually love these and used to have them.  They are ice cube shot glasses.  Not only do they keep your vodka cool, but ice cube shot glasses are great because you can throw them in your drink after you take a shot and you don’t have to worry about glass breaking.

Dog Corn Holders

These are just cheap funny things to give if you need to give something extra to the happy couple.  These funny dachshund doggy corn holders are the perfect stupid kitchen gift.

Brain Jello Mold

If anyone has ever told you that your brain was much or made of jelly, you can now correct them and say Jello, thank you.  This brain shaped jello mold is a great stupid wedding gift and helps to turn boring jello molds fun again.  I like to put gummy spiders and other things into the mold.

Peter Petrie Egg Separator

This egg separator is the perfect stupid wedding gift for foodies or people who like gross things.  It was on the Jay Leno show but it is seriously gross.  A definite must have if you have health conscious friends who like egg whites.

Fetus Cookie Cutter

Not only a perfectly offensive gift, but also one that will make a statement to any chef.  Perfect for kids birthday parties (ok I had to go there) baby showers (even worse) or any other inappropriate occasion,  Fetus cookie cutters are the perfect gift to offend and delight your friends.

Food Play Plate

These are just fun plates that let you smear food all over the guys face.  Not the best gift but lots of people like them.

Finger Food Plate Set

These finger food ring plates are the perfect thing for fun at a party.  People love playing with them and wearing them and they make the perfect gag gift for a friend.

Global Warming Mug

I wish this guy would shut the hell up already.  If you can stand him, get this gag gift mug and spread his word about inventing the internet, global warming or whatever he wants to claim fame for in the new year.

Pick Your Nose Cups

Ok I love these.  You get 25 cups with 12 different nose options.  Not only do you get a quick nose job while you drink, but people will laugh and love playing with these pick your nose cups.  A seriously stupid wedding gift.

Snap Capps

I actually love these things.  I’ve seen them on tv and other places and think it is an awesome idea!

Self-Twirling Spaghetti Fork

The self swirling spaghetti fork is the perfect solution for pasta lovers.  Not only do you not have to worry about swirling pasta around your forks anymore, but you’ll also get a lot of laughs when you use this.  Just be careful because it could cause splashing.

Henry VIII and his Vanishing Wives Mug

This is just another funny stupid wedding gift that you can give.  Sort of a gruesome gift as well considering his wives are disappearing.

Sophisticated Adult Bibs

I don’t think I need to explain this one.

Be a Better Parent Tea

With gay people adopting kids now, this be a better parent tea actually applies.  I prefer my tea with vodka though. Actually skip the tea.

Sons of B*tches Magnet Set

This is a funny play on words where you get magnets of suns and dogs as well.  This is a cute gag gift to give to any mom with a sense of humor.

Silver Bottle Jersey

It’s nothing you haven’t seen before, except this silver bottle jersey is silver instead of those boring regular beer bottle tshirts.

Brain Ice Cubes

These brain ice cube molds give a new meaning to brain freeze.  Brain ice cube molds are the perfect gift for doctors and people graduating from college.

Chrome Jesus Salt or Pepper Grinder

These are great gag gifts or real gifts for the Jesus lovers that we all love and hate.  If they never stop about Jesus then give them some jesus at the dinner table with these jesus salt shakers and jesus pepper grinders.

Fridge Patrol Alarm

This is always funny.  When you open the fridge the fridge cop comes on and not only shines his light on you, but he also yells at you.  Perfect to help keep your diet under control and to stop late night snacking and sleep eating.

Great Mustaches Mug

Just another random mug for a stupid wedding gift.