Ok, this is completely one of those posts that is all about getting revenge or a passive agreesive gift that you give to that person that you really don’t like that much but also have to be civil with. You know, one of those people that you see and you give back handed compliment too like “Ohh honey, how are you? You look fabulous and I love those new pants, they really cover up some of the weight you gained” or “Wow, hunny what makeup are you wearing, I can barely see your acne scars anymore”.
Anyways, a little less viscous and much more mature way to accomplish the back handed compliment is to completely screw over someone’s diet, especially if they lack willpower. Can you tell a theme with all this dieting and dieting posts and my need for some serious junk food and soon. LOL, I have become seriously catty lately lol and need some junk food or drinks. Maybe that is why these posts have been even more rambling than normal. Anyways, onto the post, if you need a gift to give someone and you want to do it with a back handed compliment, why not go after the person’s figure?
When you’re a kid, food and candy or cookie gifts are a great thing. You can burn off the calories fast and at that point you still have a metabolism so there is no worry about gaining weight, for the most part at least. When you’re an adult, you still want to eat the same things, but unfortunately your body cannot handle it or process it as well as when you were a kid so if the goal is to get the person fat and still not look like a jerk when giving the gift, the perfect thing to do is a cookie bouquet or cookie gift basket.
Now if you really want to have an impact and make sure the gift lasts and lasts, then you need to go one step further with the gift. Why tempt the person once when you can get them and their waistline every single month. Go for the whole waistline and replace buttons with elastic. Give them a cookie bouquet cookie of the month club membership from CookieSurprises.com.
Not only are the Cookie of the Month Club Cookie Bouquet Gifts completely irresistible, but they are seriously cute and instead of everyone thinking how rude it was of you to destroy the person’s waistline, they’ll be thinking of how thoughtful and cool the unique Cookie Bouquet Gifts and Cookie of the Month Club Gift you gave is. Not only is it the perfect passive agressive gift that keeps the person eating bad food month after month, but you can rest assured that no one will be any wiser to the true intentions behind the gift. And just so you’re not wondering where this came from, I got a gift like this recently and am livid…see I don’t normally think about being passive aggressive with gift giving. The intent from the person who gave it to me wasn’t like this post, but that is the way I see it as I’m trying to diet right now so even though they didn’t mean to do something wrong, hey I need to learn some self control lol.
Cookie of the Month Club Gifts are an awesome gift idea and I completely love the idea of giving them for a birthday present, an anniversary or to help keep that special someone off his or her diet. CookieSurprises.com offers Cookie of the Month Cookie Bouquet gifts in 3, 6, 9 month and 1 year increments, so pick how much you want to screw with your “friend” and go for it.