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April 12, 2012

Fabulous Bachelorette Party Invitations for Gay and Straight Parties

One of my favorite things about a wedding is the bachelorette party and bachelorette party invitations.   Not only are they fun, but you get to send out party invites with lingerie, cocktails, limos and everything else, campy, slutty and fun.  One thing that people don’t do enough though is to actually use bachelorette party invitations anymore since they started using Facebook events and Evite which is why I wanted to recommend a few of my favorite bachelorette party invitation designs from one of my favorite merchants.  Click any of the links or images below to find these invites and more.

retro bachelorette party invitations
General invites – $1.74

Retail Price: $11.74
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What I love about these fun invites is that they are like disco shoes and in fun colors.  If you like retro or 70′s themes then these invitations are perfect for your party.  However, they don’t really scream bachelorette party invitation which is why I have more below that are better options for each type of party.

beach themed bachelorette party invitations
Dot Bikini Beach Theme – $1.74

Retail Price: $11.74
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from: Tiny Prints, Inc.

Ok, this is the last one that is more general.  I like this one if you are going to the beach, the islands or somewhere on the ocean.  It is fun and gets the point that you’re going to relax and party at the same time.  It isn’t completely a bachelorette party invitation, but it is fun if you are doing a party at the beach.

bachelorette party invitations
Flirty Stiletto – $1.74

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from: Tiny Prints, Inc.

This is one of my favorite bachelorette party invites.  Not only does it have stripper shoes and a pole, but nothing screams party like huge pink platforms and the title of the card letting you know it’s a party night out for the girls only.  This is one of my favorite bachelorette party invitations and it is perfect for vegas, staying home or any type of party that is going to be fun.

classic bachelorette party invitations
Classic Ladies Only Invites- $1.74

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from: Tiny Prints, Inc.

This is a fun and modern vintage styled card.  I love how they have all of the friends around in pink symbols and then the bride in the middle.  This is the perfect invite for any party no matter what you are doing or where you are going.  It is a fun an classic styled card and one that everyone will love.

lingerie bachelorette party invitations

Lingerie bachelorette party invitations – $1.74
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from: Tiny Prints, Inc.

Even though the underwear looks like granny panties, everyone will know it’s going to be a seriously fun time if you send out these lingerie themed bachelorette party invitations.  They aren’t ones that I would normally use or recommend but they are extremely popular for a lot of people so I wanted to recommend them here.

martini glass bachelorette party invitations
Pink martini bachelorette party invitations – $1.74

Retail Price: $11.74
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from: Tiny Prints, Inc.

One of the most popular bachelorette party invitations is the one with the pink martinis on them.  It’s sort of like sex in the city with cosmos and screams fun.  They are perfect for vegas parties or even just going out in your own town.  These are some of the most popular bachelorette party invitations because you get to include a picture of the bride on the invite.

pink bachelorette party invitations
Pink limo bachelorette party invitations – $1.74

Retail Price: $11.74
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from: Tiny Prints, Inc.

Pink limo invites for bachelorette parties.  Not only does it get the point across with painting the town pink, but the limo and the city behind it scream party and fun.  This is one of my favorite invites and one that is perfect for any type of party or any theme.

Bachelorette Party Supplies on Sale

Bachelorette Party Supplies on Sale

Now that you have your invitations picked out, don’t forget to buy party supplies and fun accessories for the event.  Here is one of my favorite shops to shop at.

January 11, 2010

Bachelorette Party Drinks Valentines Day Drinks

Jones Soda Pick a Case

Ok, If you haven’t noticed I am overly obsessed with Bachelorette Parties lately because I am heading to Vegas in a Couple weeks for a friend’s bachelorette party.  Not only do Bachelorette parties become more fun when they are a friend’s bachelorette party, but when you get to celebrate it in a city like Las Vegas, you are definitely going to have a fabulous and amazing time!

Anyways, not only do I get to go to Vegas and get to go to a Bachelorette Party in Vegas, but right after we get to celebrate one of the biggest engagement holidays and single grrl and guy holidays Valentines Day so I figured, why not create a few drinks that work for both Valentines Day and for Bachelorette Parties and since I love Jones Soda, why not incorporate Jones Sodas in so we can also have alcoholic and non Alcoholic cocktails for everyone celebrating Valentine’s Day (whether they are with friends or a lover) and for everyone at the Bachelorette Party.

Ok, so when I was looking through the different Jones sodas and thinking about the holiday and events that I am creating drinks for, I thought about what all do they have in common and what can I do to tie them all together and also find colors that match the different types of drinks and occassions.

The things that I came up with and think about when I think Valentines, engagements and Bachelorette Parties are Red and Pink and White, Chocolate, Strawberries, Sex, Romance and Rings.  Because of these and all of the fun flavors from Jones Soda, I had a ton of fun creating and designing a couple of drinks for Bachelorette Parties, Valentines Day and all use Jones Soda.

Ok, this first drink is the Chocolate Creme Martini.

The first thing to do, I always use the zero calories diet Jones Soda, is to take a Martini glass and drop a hershey’s kiss into the bottom of it.  Next, pour in some dark creme chocolate liquor over the Hershey’s Kiss, the Hershey’s kiss is a surprise for the drinker, then mis Jones Cream Soda with Stoli Vanilla Liquor and shake it in a Martini Shaker.  Next pour the Vodka and Cream Soda mixture against the side of the glass so it layers nicely with the chocolate below and you have one of the most amaizng and delicious looking drinks for chocolate lovers and they are perfect for weddings, bachelorette parties and Valentines….You can also hide an Engagament ring instead of the chocolate hershey’s kiss.

The next drink is either the Chocolate Raspberry Martini or Chocolate Strawberry Martini.  Use whichever soda flavor and berry in the drink depening on your taste.  This one can be served with or without the alcohol.

First take your Martini Glass and chill it.  Then take a bottle with a point on the top to give you a thin line when you squeeze out liquid and load it with chocolate sauce.  Now, make long ovals and swirls around the Martini glass with the chocolate and then put it back in the freezer if you can.  Now take a martini shaker mix in cosmo mix or if you have a really good and thick strawberry or raspberry juice use that instead of the cosmo mix.  Take either Raspeberry or Strawberry Stoli Vodka and then shake with ice in your Drink Shaker.  Then take the cup with the chocolate out of the freezer and pour in the mixture.  Then take a raspberry and drop it in the bottom of the drink or take a long stirrer and put a raspeberry on the top of it and let it sit over the rim of the glass.  If you did strawberries then take a strawberry and put a slice up the middle to the middle of the berry.  Then slide the berry over the rim of the glass and let it be the garnish, you can even pour a little chocolate or dip it in chocolate after you slice it to further make it a chocolate covered strawberry.

The toast.

Take any of the clear or white Jones Sodas and just mix it with a Rose or a White or Yellow Champagne.  Then just drop in your ring and propose or if it is a Bachelorette party, drop a penis lollipop or something a bit more bachelorette in since they already have a ring lol.

Anyways, I love mixing Jones Sodas with different drink mixes, especially with margarita and frozen drink mixes because it not only matches the sweetness of the mixes but it also adds a really fun bubbly taste and texture to the drinks,,,however sometimes the soda isn’t strong enough to overpower the mix and keep it sparkling so you may want to add champagne as well to the mix so it stays bubbling.

Also, if you click the banner to the left in this post, you’ll be taken to the Jones Soda website where you can put together your own cases of Jones Soda so you can pick out the sodas you want and not have to worry about wasting sodas, or getting flavors you don’t want or need.

January 7, 2010

Bachelorette Party Supplies Bachelorette Party Favors

Ok, since the post below this post about Bachelorette Party Themes has some seriously provocative items in it, and not everyone has a good sense of humor, I figured I would include a post about some Bachelorette Party Supplies and Bachelorette Party Favors that are a little less in your face and fun for just about everyone, gay guys and girls, that will be coming to your Bachelorette Party and having fun there.

If you’re wondering why I am doing a million posts about Bachelorette Parties and Bachelorette Party Supplies, I am heading to Vegas in a couple weeks for a friend’s Bachelorette Party and I cannot wait.

Not only do I love Las Vegas, not for the gambling, but for the shows and the food and my friends.  Ohh ya and because my sister and one of my good friends lives there as well…  LOL just in case they find this post so they don’t yell at me.

Anyways, I am completely excited about going to my friend’s bachelorette party in Las Vegas so I am going Bachelorette Party Crazy with the next couple of posts and going to share even more cool bachelorette party supplies and favors from a ton of different online stores that you may or may not know about.

Ok I love these and what is more sexy than a red pump.  Red pumps match black dresses, mean sex and sexy and that is why these are perfect for Bachelorette party favors, especially when you have your bachelorette party in another city or state.  These are a must have bachelorette party favor.  A great favor for a girls get-together this luggage tag has a zebra pattern on one side while the reverse side is red with a clear window and pre-printed name and address card. Made of flexible rubber with a clear, stretchable band to attach tag to luggage. Luggage tag measures 4.5″ x 3.25″ and arrives in a clear gift box accented with a sheer white bow and gift tag.

What gay guy or girl wouldn’t love a girls night out invitation with cocktails on it.  It screams fun night out and not even sex in the city style, but start it classy and end it drunk and having fun.  I love these, vintage and fun and also sort of modern.  These are perfect bachelorette party invites.  Have a whirlwind night out with the girls when you send this fun, cocktail-filled bachelorette party invitation from DwellStudio to your favorite bride-to-be’s female friends and family members!

Completely appropriate for the bridemaids or maid of honor to get for the bitchy bridezilla.  Not only will she wear it with pride on a night where she is supposed to be having fun and can finally let go, but the bridal party can finally say what they have been thinking when they see their favorite bridezilla stampeding down the bachelorette party in her bridezilla t shirt.  Fun for wearing on your girl’s night out, this “Bridezilla” bridal scoop neck t-shirt will show off your impending “I do’s” in stunning style. You’ll love being the center of attention in this flattering, crystal-embellished, bridal scoop neck t-shirt. This 100% cotton bridal scoop neck t-shirt is available in Black, Pink, or White. “Bridezilla” is spelled out in shimmering, sparkling crystals in a flirty, fun font.

Ok, everyone needs this for their bachelorette party as a wedding favor.  The bustier favor bag and hand bag is not only completely Reese Witherspoon in Legally Blond, but it is also completely Nicole Kidman in Moulan Rouge as well.  This cute pink Bustier favor and hand bag is pefect for everyone’s bachelorette party and a must have bachelorette party favor.  This richly detailed velvet bustier bag is simply gorgeous in white, pink or purple. Use it to present little treats or make a sachet by filling it with aromatic dried rose petals or lavender flowers. Each measures approximately 6.5in. long x 4.75in. wide.

This is the perfect simple bachelorette party invitation.  Not only does it get the point across, but it is cute and fun to look at.  Be bold and stylish as you invite all of the bride-to-be’s favorite friends and family members to her chic soiree using this dazzling bachelorette party invitation from Tallu-lah!

Ok we all get really bad breath when we drink, especially if someone pukes or eats or is dancing or making out with someone who has bad breath so what better bachelorette party favor to give out than martini glass breath mints.  The perfect dessert to follow a cocktail, these martini bridal shower mint tin favors complete the theme of the party. Matching bridal shower invitations and thank you cards are also available. Each tin arrives filled with peppermint candies. All text is editable so you can customize the favor for any event.

January 5, 2010

Bachelorette Party Kits and Bachelorette Party Theme Ideas

It’s that time again where everyone is having their bachelorette parties.  I’m actually flying out to Vegas for a friend’s Bachelorette party in a couple of weeks and I cannot wait.  Not only are bachelorette parties one of the most fun parties with the penis sipping straws and fun party games, but the dancers, the clubbing and bar crawling and just having a seriously fun and crazy night out with all your girlfriends and gay friends and what better place to go out and act crazy than in Las Vegas!

One thing though that is hard to do is find everything you will need for your Bachelorette Party or even to pick a theme for the Bachelorette party which is why I wanted to make a few recommendations to help make planning a Bachlorette Party a lot easier and offer you all some pre assembled bachelorette party kits so all you have to worry about is getting drunk and having a good time.

Anyways, here are some bachelorette party kits and bachelorette party themed kits to make your life easier when planning a bachelorette party and if for some reason one of these bachelorette party kits is not the right one for you, then click on any of them to visit one of my favorite Bachelorette Party stores online and you’ll be able to find a ton more and ones that will match your personality, your theme or even show you other bachelorette party themes that you haven’t even thought of.

Bachelorette Party Kit – The Drunken Night In – $ 74.99
If you’re planning an at-home bachelorette party, you’ll need decorations, drinking recipes and supplies, games, and candy. To make your shopping experience a breeze, pick up The Drunken Night In Kit. The Drunken Night In Bachelorette Party Kit contains everything you need for that wild house party that your guests will be talking about for years to come. The Drunken Night pack includes: Multicolored Pecker Party Balloons – Decorate your house with the Pecker Party Balloons.Rainbow Pecker Straws – The Pecker Parties are a bachelorette party must-have. Serve your mixed drinks with pecker straws and hilarity ensues.Two Penis Shotglass Necklaces – Give your bachelorette and maid of honor these shot glasses to make sure they’re never without their favorite alcohol.Pecker Dooby Boppers – The Pecker Dooby Boppers are hilarious. This penis tiara will make for some great pictures.Willie Name Tags – The Willie Name Tags are silly and fun. Each willie has a different shape and length.Pink Pecker Drink Shaker– Mix your shots in style with the Pink Pecker Drink Shaker.X-Rated Shots Book – This book of naughty shots is one of our bestsellers.Jello Shot Cups – Everyone loves jello shots. There are 25 jello shot cups and lids in this set.Peckermints – The Peckermints are tasty treats that all of your guests can enjoy.Penis Pop Bouquet – No bachelorette party is complete without some kind of penis pop! The Penis Pop Bouquet is lovely, tasty and raunchy.Pecker Ring Toss – The Pecker Ring Toss is a glow-in-the-dark ring toss game that’s fun to play inside or out.Pin the Macho on the Man Game – Our bestselling game is dirty and festive. This is our favorite game. It’s fun without being too graphic. The Drunken Night In Kit is an easy and inexpensive way to make sure you have everything you need for your at-home bachelorette party.
Bachelorette Party Kit – The Bar Crawl – $ 72.99
Planning a night out at the bar for your unforgettable bachelorette party? Make shopping easy with Bachelorette.com’s Bar Crawl Party Pack. The Bar Crawl Kit includes an inflatable penis; an array of bar games; penis lollipops; accessories to dress up your bachelorette; shot glasses and Mardi Gras Beads. This is everything you need to show off your bachelorette guests for a wild night out! The Bar Crawl Party Pack includes:The Captain Pecker – A huge inflatable penis, which measures up at 6 feet tall. Take this to the bar and dance the night away with the captain. You’ll have very memorable photos, and you’ll meet lots of people.Bachelorette Dares Game – Like playing a truth or dare combined with a scavenger hunt. You can complete the Bachelorette Dares Game in any bar. The dares range from easy fun to outrageous adventures.Bachelorette Party Citations – These citations are a fun, flirtatious way to meet all of the men at the bar. Examples of crimes include: unlawful use of cheesy pick up lines and unauthorized hitting on the Bachelorette.A Penis Pen – Use this penis-shaped pen with your Bachelorette Party Citations.Bead Necklace with a Shot Glass – The 33-inch string of beads has a fully functional shot glass hanging from it. Giving the bachelorette one of these necklaces guarantees she won’t have to pay for a single shot.Light-up Mega-Carat Ring – The Light-Up Mega-Carat Ring is a great way for your Bachelorette or the entire Bachelorette Party to draw mega attention! If you twist the gem, a bright red light beams out of it.Flashing Bride-to-Be Sash – Another attention-grabber. The Flashing Bride To Be Sash is a festive sash that’s dotted with lots of flashing red lightsMardi Gras Beads – These 12 strands of beads help your guests stand out.Maid of Honor Button – A pink button decorated with a heart and purple lettering. Everyone will know who to thank for the awesome party!Hottie Whistles – A metallic pink whistle and beads that helps you point out all the cute boys you find.Penis Lollipops – 8 penis-shaped lollipops on rings, just like ring pops. These tasty treats come in assorted flavors and are bachelorette party essentials. The Bar Crawl Party Kit is an easy and inexpensive way to make sure you have everything you need for a fantastic night on the town.
Bachelorette Party Kit – The Sophisticate – $ 69.99
The Sophisticate Bachelorette Party Kit helps you throw an unforgettably swank bachelorette party for your high-class bachelorette. This is the perfect kit for the bachelorette who would be offended or annoyed by a penis-themed bachelorette party. This bachelorette party kit includes a black tank top, an elegant tiara, stickers and balloons, a game, invitations, and much more. The Sophisticate Kit contains: Bride Tank Top with Gems – The Bride Tank Top is a black tank with white gems that spell out bride. This tank is classy and understated, and comes in a stretchy size large.Bachelorette Tiara – This tiara is silver with sparkles. It spells out Bachelorette and wears just like a headband.Pink and Black Balloons – These soft pink and black balloons come in a package of six. Use them to decorate your entryway or ask if you can put them up at the bar.Bubble Stickers – These bubble stickers match the pink and black theme, and are decorated with martinis and confetti. Stick them on your partygoers’ clothes or on gifts for the bachelorette.Wedding Trivia Game – The Wedding Trivia Game is an easy, fun way to break the ice at a bridal shower or bachelorette party. You can test your knowledge of wedding trivia, wedding customs, etiquette, and wedding lore.Wedding Ring Shot Glass – The Wedding Ring Shot Glass looks like a giant diamond ring, but opens up to reveal a hiding place for the bachelorette’s favorite liquor.Pink and Black Banner – A festive banner that spells out “Bachelorette Party” in big, shiny, metallic pink letters.Peckermints – These penis-shaped mints are tiny and tasty. They’re a great gift for the bachelorette or you can put them out on your snack table.Martini Glass Invites – The Martini Glass Invites our some of the best here at Bachelorette.com. There are 8 invitations, each with white, black and pink detail and confetti-filled martini decorations.Mini Martini Shot Glasses – The Martini Shot Glasses come in a set of three. These sparkling glasses turn a regular shot into something special.Martini Glass with Veil – This adorable silver and pink sparkling martini glass has white veil attached to it, and a message on the cup’s brim letting everyone know that it’s definitely a “Girls’ Night Out!” Pick up the Sophisticate Kit for one-stop shopping at Bachelorette.com.
Bachelorette Party Kit – Next Best Thing to a Stripper – $ 69.99
The Next Best Thing to a Stripper Bachelorette Party Kit is the party set to purchase when you love the idea of getting a stripper for your party, but don’t really want some random naked dude in your house.This Bachelorette Party Kit contains lots of penis-shaped items (ice cube tray; lollipops; a penis-dotted veil) and lots of products that feature naked dudes (a Pin the Macho on the Man Game; Nude Playing Cards; Naked Guy Plates, Invitations, Balloons and Napkins). By the end of the night, all of your guests will be completely over the naked male form!This kit includes: Blue Balls Penis Ice Cubes – Blue Balls Ice Cube Trays make 16 penis-shaped ice cubes or jello shots. 6 Glowing Shot Glasses – This set contains six shot glasses that glow, just like glow sticks. They come in bright neon colors: orange, aqua, blue, pink green and yellow. Naked Guy Plates, Napkins, Balloons and Invitiations – The Party Pack for 8 is decorated with a silly, hunky cartoon dude who is perched on top of a cake. He makes a great imaginary stripper. 6 Lusty Lickers Penis Pops – Lusty Lickers are part pacifier, part lollipop, and shaped like penises. The Lusty Lickers Penis Pop comes in a variety of flavors and colors. Dicky Charms Necklace – Honor your bachelorette with this scrumptious candy necklace. Nude Male Playing Cards – A classic bachelorette party item! Nude Male Playing Cards is a deck of 54 playing cards with naked men on them. By naked men, we mean really naked men. Pin the Macho on the Man Game – Our bestselling game is dirty and festive. This is our favorite game. It’s fun without being too graphic. Naked Men Camera – Look at some naked men with this little key chain camera. When you look through the viewfinder and click the button, different pictures pop up. Hilarious! The Naughty Veil – Dress up your bachelorette with this white tulle veil, which is lined with tiny, colorful metallic penises. Harry the Cheap Date Blow Up Doll – Harry is a great last date for your bachelorette. She will fall even more in love with her husband after carrying around Harry’s ugly mug all night. Dress him up or … let it all hang out. The Next Best Thing to a Stripper Bachelorette Party Kit is an awesome kit to wow and tantalize your bachelorette and your guests.
Bachelorette Party Kit – The Bestsellers – $ 64.99
The Bestsellers Kit is full of Bachelorette.com’s bestselling bachelorette party products. This bachelorette party set includes attire to dress up your bride, decorations, penis candy, penis straws and games. The Bestsellers Kit includes: Tickeled Pink Sash and Tiara Set – This pink tiara and sash both say “Bachelorette.” Get your bachelorette tons of princess worthy attention with this hot getup.Bead Necklace with a Shot Glass – Get your bachelorette tipsy with the Shot Glass Necklace. If she wears this to the bar, she won’t have to buy a single shot.Corset Invitations – 8 classy bachelorette party invitations. Our most popular set.Silver Bachelorette Party Banner – Decorate the house or bar with the 4 yard long Silver Bachelorette Party Banner. Very festive.Kinky Sex Position Balloons – Turn up the heat at your party with these sexy balloons. Each balloon features couples in all kinds of crazy positions!Naughty Toilet Paper – Place this hilarious toilet paper in your guest bathroom. Your partygoers will love it!I.D. Buttons – Dress up the girls at your party with these bestselling I.D. Buttons. They say things like, “I’m the Bride,” “Party Animal,” and “I’m in Charge.”Penis Pops – Six penis suckers for your wedding party.Super Fun Penis Candy – Six packs of penis candy. These make great party favors for your guests.Pecker Straws – No party is complete without penis straws. Start sipping!Jello Shot Tray – This penis jello shot mold makes 4 large jello shots or ice cubes.Pin the Macho on the Man Game – Our best party game, by far! This game is tons of fun at any bachelorette party.Make bachelorette party kit shopping easy with the Bestsellers Kit. It’s got everything you need for the perfect party.

October 28, 2009

Jones Soda Mixed Drinks – Bachelorette Party Ideas

ok, so I am loving jones soda for cocktails still and instead of buying coke for mixers for my drinks at home, I have completely gone back to mixing my drinks with jones soda.  I have even got my friends to start doing the same.  My best friend only drinks stoli with sprite zero and now he is loving the jones lemon lime soda with his stoli or even grey goose and I am still lovin mixing the sugar free zero calorie cream soda with liquor for my drinks.  Anyways, I was looking through their regular flavors which are available year round and was thinking it could be fun to make up a couple of jones soda alcoholic drinks and jones soda cocktails for bachelorette parties and really you can use them for any occasion.  Since I love vodka most of these will be vodka based jones soda cocktails, but you can easily switch it would with rum for mojitos if you are using the soda water, etc….  Sooo anyways, here are some jones soda cocktail recipes for your bachelorette party and if you click the image or link to the product, you’ll be able to buy the flavors on sale and even customize the bottles of jones soda for your bachelorette party =0).

Jones GABA – Fuji Apple (12 Pack) – $ 32.00
Jones GABA (gamma-aminobutyric acid) increases the production of alpha brain waves, known to enhance focus + clarity. At the same time, the amino acid decreases beta brain waves, which are linked to nervousness and scattered thoughts. In other words, Jones GABA relaxes your brain, puts you “in the zone” and allows you to perform at your peek.

Ok, you can call this the DD, Designated Dyke Driver, this was named by my lesbian friend, no offense meant by it.  Mix it with an actual soda or serve it straight up if someone has to drive so they have the clarity to keep you all under control while you are drunk on jones soda and alcohol.

Jones Pure Cane Soda – Crema De Pina (12 Pack) – $ 18.99
Try the new Jones Soda Refresco de Cana Pura. Kick back with a cool bottle of Pineapple Creme.

This one is called always the brides maid never the bride.  the bridesmaids have to deal with the bitching bride all wedding long so why not make her a fruity and tropical bachelorette party cocktail with jones crema de pina and this fabulous cocktail recipe.

Take one half bottle of the jones creama de pina and mix in some bacardi or bacardi citrus or malibu coconut rum.  Then add in a splash of mint leaves and you now have a tropical and refreshing pinapple based rum bachelorette party drinks which I call always the brides maid, never the bride.   This one is awesome…on a quick side note, when crushing the mint leaves, do it like you would with a mojto in the bottom of the glass and if you want, do it in the rum or before the soda and only do a little so it isn’t overpowering.

Jones Pure Cane Soda – Limon (12 Pack) – $ 18.99
Try the great new Jones Soda Refresco de Cana Pura. You will love the lime taste.

The bridezilla breath mint.  Take this lemon and lime jones soda, limon, and you are going to mix it with fresh mint leaves and a dab of lime juice.  You are then going to add in vodka or rum and you’ll be done and have the bridezilla breath mint.

First, pour a splash of lime juice into the bottom of the glass.  Then add in some mint leaves and grind them like you would a mojito.

Then take the jones limon soda and pour it into a shaker then add in the mint leaves and splash of lime juice.  Then pour in the rum or vodka, preferrably a mint infused one and if you don’t have mint infused or flavored, pour a small very small splash of creme de menthe into your vodka first, then pour it into the shaker, shake heavy and pour.  The Bridezilla Breath Mint is an awesome bachelorette party drink.

Jones Sugar Free Soda – Cream Soda (12 Pack) – $ 18.99
Sugar Free. Caffeine Free

There are soo many things to use the cream soda for.  So this one is the sweet don’t cheat brides drink for the virgin bride or bride who hasn’t slept around.

Take the cream soda, mix it with a splash of clear creme de coco for a chocolate taste and then a whole ton of vanilly vodka, stoli or absolute to make it a vanilla cake tasting drink with a chocolate twist that not only tastes great, but is as sweet as the sweet don’t cheat brides who don’t cheat on their husbands.

Jones Pure Cane Soda – Lemon Lime (12 Pack) – $ 18.99
Caffeine Free.

This one is the fruity tootie tacky wedding wear.

Take the jones lemon lime soda and mix it with either straight vodka or raspberry or another fruity and citrusy flavored vodka.  Then take a lime wedge, an orange wheel and two lemon twists and skewer the wedge and wheel with a toothpick and then skewer the lemon twists so you have a really tacky drink to match a really tacky wedding wear outfit…perfect for the bridesmaids stuck in ugly outfits for the wedding.  This one actually does taste great.

Jones Pure Cane Soda – Red Apple (12 Pack) – $ 18.99
Caffeine Free.

This one is the devil in the red dress.  Take the Jones Red Apple Soda and pour it into a shaker with apple flavored vodka.  pour the drink into a martini glass then take a caramel flavored (buttershots works) or chocolate cream (godiva works) liqoue and pour it over the back of a spoon or down the side of the martini glass and you’ll have a fun and rich and sweet but evil devil in the red dress jealous lady drink.

Jones Soda FuFu Berry With A Cause – $ 18.99
Jones Soda is taking part in a very special partnership with Athena Partners, a not-for-profit corporation found by a Seattle area cancer survivor that is committed to advancing research and education of breast cancer. This is soda has the same great taste as normal Jones Fufu Berry Soda, however the labels and caps are pink, and even more importantly a portion of the proceeds from each bottle will be donated to Athena Partners.

Ok this one is don’t pop the cherry before the big day. Take cherries the day or two days before the bachelorette party and pour them into an empty jar or cup or storage container like a ziplock bag or box, then pour in vodka or rum,,,you can even use the cherry jar, just make sure you empty out all of the liquid first.

Now, pour the jones soda into a martini glass and then drop a cherry into the middle, then if the bride or bridesmaids are drunk, line the rim of the martini glass with whipped cream and tell them before they take a sip, they have to get the cherry, not only will they have a funny whipped cream ring around their mouth, but this drink is fun, funny and fabulous.  I love the don’t pop the cherry jones soda bachelorette party drink.  Also, feel free to pour flavored vodka into this one too if you like your drinks stronger.

Anyways, I’ll give you the run down of the bottle and the flavor, then the cocktail and name in the box right after.

October 5, 2009

The Top Ten Bachelorette Party Supplies This Fall

So I got an email from one of my very favorite stores to buy gag gifts from Bachelorette.com….don’t type there name in yet, use the links below to visit their store. And they sent me their top ten list of Bachelorette Party Supplies and Bachelorette Party Favors via email so that I can not only help to share the top ten bachelorette party supplies with all of you, but also help you in planning the perfect bachelorette party night for your friend or family member who is getting married. Although some of the top ten bachelorette party supplies are a complete given like the penis pecker straws or the bachelorette sash which you can find below, there are a couple of new comers on the list that I have never seen before like the Penis Pop Bouquet and the Penis Pop the All Day sucker so this list is a kind of fun and new one for fall.

Anyways, I am completely excited for the new top ten best selling products list from Bachlorette.com and if you are planning a bachelorette party or are going to one and need a gift, click any of the links below on their top ten bachelorette supplies for fall and you’ll find a ton of party supplies and favors and gifts for the perfect bachelorette party. Anyways, here are the top ten bachelorette party supplies and gifts for the perfect bachelorette party and bachelorette.

1. Pecker Party Straws

Pecker Party Straws at Bachelorette.com! The Penis Pecker Straws are one of the all time classic Bachelorette Party Supplies that everyone needs to have at their bachelorette party.  They are not only fun and funny but a staple in every party and a must have if you are going out that night.

2. Pin the Macho on the Man Game

Pin the Macho On the Man at Bachelorette.com! Fun and practical for the bachelorette party.  Until your stripper shows up, why not show him up with the bachelorette party game Pin the Macho on the Man.  This isn’t your pin the tail on the donkey from your childhood….  This is actually a seriously fun drinking game as well…except if you drink enough you don’t even need the blindfold, just make sure you are able to make it to the gameboard.

3. The Bachelorette Tiara

The Bachelorette Tiara at Bachelorette.com! This is another classic bachelorette party supply.  Every bride needs a bachelorette tiara for their bachelorette party.  It not only lets everyone know who the lucky bride is, but it also tells everyone to back off because it is your big night out.   The Bachelorette Tiara is a must have and something that every maid of honor needs to buy for their Bride to be for their Bachelorette Party.

4. 6 Penis Lollipops in a Bouquet

6 Penis Lollipops in a Bouquet at Bachelorette.com! This is something that I havne’t seen make the list before and I actually hadn’t seen it for a long time.  I love this and it makes a perfect gift for the bachelorette or even as a party favor or something to use as a giveaway for your guests.   It is a serously cool bachelorette party supply and something you should definitely add to your list of supplies.

5. Captain Pecker – 6’ Inflatable Penis

Captain Pecker – 6’ Inflatable Penis at Bachelorette.com! This is more of a bachelorette party gift then something you bring to the party or buy for the party.  I used to have one in college and a few of my friends got them for gifts and although they are funny and actually the perfect bachelorette party gift, they are kind of getting old at this point, but if you haven’t ever seen them before, then go for it as it is a great gift for a bachelorette party.

6. Penis Pop – The All-Day Sucker

New: Pecker Poppers at Bachelorette.com! Nothing more…..

7. Bachelorette Party Veil

Bachelorette Party Veil at Bachelorette.com! This is another product that always makes the list.  If you plan on going out drinking in bars though, make sure you have something to keep it from falling on your face because that gets seriously annoying.  I love the bachelorette veil and know your bride will to.

8. Pecker Pinata Bachelorette Party Kit

Pecker Pinata Bachelorette Party Kit at Bachelorette.com! This is another game gone wrong.  I love to fill the penis pinatas up with penis lollipops, condoms and other adult toys and things to not only make it even funnier when the penis pinata breaks, but also liven up the party.   If you are hanging the pinata over carpet or floors that are easy to clean and everyone is of drinking age, you can also put in little plastic bottles of liquor from the store or even little plastic bottles of wine…just don’t do glass since you will be hitting the penis pinata and it will be falling to the floor.

9. Hot Pink Penis Straws

Hot Pink Penis Straws at Bachelorette.com! I don’t like these as much as the ones above, but they are still a classic penis party straw for bachelorette parties.

10. Bridesmaid Sash

Bridesmaid Sash at Bachelorette.com! Why should the bride be the only one who gets to wear a sash and a tiara.  Everyone should know who has to take care of that drunken mess and who had to put the whole party together, so make sure to buy yourself the bridesmaid sash to match the bachelorette sash so you can steal some of the attention too.

I love this top ten bachelorette party supplies list from Bachelorette.com and know that you’ll love them too.

September 16, 2009

Personalized Jone Soda Bottles & Jones Soda Cocktail Recipes with Alcohol

So after that horrible experience…well horrible drinks….at paramount kings dominion, I was inspired to rediscover a drink that was actually sweet and tasted good enough to drink and not get sick to your stomach.  When thinking of a way to present drinks that were alcoholic and sweet and able to tie into a wedding website I was completely baffeled until I remembered being at a party one time and seeing that the host has the labels on their bottles of Jones Soda customized to have their pictures and their own sayings on the bottles.

I thought that this was a seriously cool and although Jones Sodas are seriously sweet and sugar loaded, they are still easily tolerated and actually can taste great when mixed with cocktails, so when I was looking through the Jones Soda sites, I found where you can order customized bottles of Jones Soda with your picture or your wedding or engagement picture or even your wedding announcement on the bottle to make it even more customized and cool for your guests. I actually used to be addicted to Jones Soda, not literally Addicted to it, but I loved their Sugar Free Zero Calorie Cream Soda and the best part is that Jones Soda uses Pure Cane Sugar and not those harmful chemical sweeteners in other sodas,,,but seriously, it is a bit better for you in my opinion even though I still drink Diet Coke a lot.   Jones also comes in a ton of normal flavors like Root Beer, Cola, Diet, Cherry, Cream Soda, Orange and each holiday they create new flavors like Potatoe Pancake or Candy Corn or even random flavors and colors that I am going to ignore, and if you try them the right way and mix them the right way and serve the sodas in the personalized Jones Soda Bottles, your guests at your bridal shower, rehersal dinner or even engagement party are going to go crazy,,,not to mention love the drinks and the Jones Soda Bottles with your picture on them.

But what good is having the customized bottles of Jones soda if you don’t have any drink recipes to mix them with for your party so I wanted to take a little bit and share a few of my favorite jones soda cocktail recipes so that you can not only serve personalized bottles of Jones Soda to your Guests, but you can also get them drunk and get the party going even faster,,,,just remember to drink and find a designated driver so noone drinks and drives and risks hurting anyone else or themselves.  Also make sure that if you are serving alcohol you know the age limit in the area you live in so you do not break the law.

Jones Cream Soda and Sugar Free Cream Soda Cocktails:

Chocolate Vanilla Cake – Take your jones cream soda and mix it with a shot of creme de cacao chocolate liquor and pour a bit of Absolute Vanilla in about a shot or shot and a half then mix or just pour the liquor into the soda in a cup with ice to get a layered effect.

Sweet and Sour – Take your Jones Cream Soda and pour in half a shot of amaretto to make it sweet and if you want it a bit sour, try some tequilla mix without the alcohol and you get a weird tasting cocktail and liqour drink that some people like and some people don’t…take a risk and serve it and who knows, maybe you’ll have created someone’s new favorite drink.

Jones Strawberry or Fruit Flavor Drinks

Jones Fizzing Margaritas – I love these! You can serve them frozen or on the rocks so they fizz.  Take Patron or Jose Cuervo and mix it in with Jones Strawberry Soda or any other fruit flavor and add in a splash or an ounce of Margarita Mix and serve on the rocks to keep it fizzy or serve it over your blended ice and mix it in the blender again to make it a frozen non fizzy swet and sour margarita.

Any Flavor with Vodka – I haven’t actually found a flavor of Jones, including cola and diet cola, that doesn’t taste amazing with Vodka.  My favorite is Absolute Vodka with it since it is thicker…just make sure to keep your vodka in the freezer before you try to serve and mix it.

Cola and Diet Cola

Vodka and Diet – enough said,,,its a classic that you cannot go wrong with…just like Vodka Tonic which you can also do with Jones.

Rum and Cola – Since Jones make a cola and diet cola that taste great, you can also serve the classics like Rum and Cola or Rum and Diet Cola.

SeaBreeze and other Sprite based Cocktails

Just use the Jones Lemon or Citrus sodas and you can serve everyones favorite Stoli Raspberry and Citrus Soda or even the cranberry, citrus and vodka seabreeze styled drinks.

I love the idea of customizing bottles of Jones Soda with your Picture or Wedding Announcement and serving cocktails to your wedding guests at the rehersal dinner or the bridal party or at your engagement party in bottles of Jones Soda that have your picture and your husband or wives picture on them as well.

If you would like to order your own customized bottles of Jones Soda, click on any of the banners for Jones Soda in this post and you’ll be able to enjoy your own favorite flavor of Jones Soda with your picture or your wedding announcement on the bottle.

August 17, 2009

Game over for the Groom Grooms Pajama Bottoms for Men

Ok I saw these and had to share them with you.  It doesn’t matter if you are straight or gay lesbian or homo,,,, these mens pajama bottoms for grooms are just too much to pass up and since pajama bottoms really can be worn by both men and women they fit whomever the groom is perfectly, or even the bride who wants to stake her claim and let her husbands friends know that the game is over and he has been hooked so lay off guys and ladies out there, your chance is over because this man is spoken for.

These mens pajama bottoms for grooms completely cuts to the chase in a funny way to let him know that its your turn to be the focus and your marriage is number one, not the party so in order to show off your winnings, buy your man these pajama bottoms and let him know the game is over.  These are a funny gag gift that also lets him know it is time to settle down and have fun with his wife.  These also make great gifts for bachelor and bachelorette parties as the bride will be excited when she gets these pajama bottoms to hand to her groom and the grooms friends will completely give him a hard time over the pajama bottoms in a fun way and you’ll be the life of the party by coming up with the perfect gift for the party….well this and the fat woman blow up doll or portable stripper pole are the sure fire winning combination of a gift for any party for the groom and bride. Anyways, here are the pajama bottoms that started this whole rant and they are a serious must have.

Game Over for the Groom Pajama bottoms for the groom Game Over for the Groom Lounge Pants for men

These lounge pants for men feature a bride and groom arm-in-arm (now it won’t be hard to replace the bride or the groom to make them gay, or you can leave it because it still is funny and everyone will still get the joke even though it isn’t a gay couple and all men and women will know to back off since he is taken, on the ‘fun fly’ and read ‘Game Over’ on a navy background. The ‘fun fly’ has a peek-a-boo button. They are machine washable, and the elastic wait band reads the clothing brand name.


June 20, 2009

Bachelorette Party Items to Pick Up Your Mood and Spirit

Sooo enough with the sad sappy and depressing posts.  I need to move on and get myself motivated to have fun and get on with myself.  So in order to kick off the fun the right way, I searched through a database at one of our favorite bachelorette party stores to find some fabulous bachelorette party items, supplies and gifts that are sure to turn any bachelorette party into an all out event instead of just a night with the girls.

Now, in addition to these being fun for the girls at the bachelorette party, this is also the perfect gift list for a gay man’s birthday or party or birthday party night out on the town.  These gifts and supplies are completely universal across women and gay men and I am sure you will see why.

The Fat Woman Blow Up Doll The Fat Woman Blow Up Doll – $ 29.99
Now, gay men like their girls and hags big.  Well, unless she is a model hag, then that is another story, but stilll, most of us like the bigger girls.  The big girls are the ones that party at the clubs, wear the tight clothes and have the most fun, so why the hell would you want a normal sized blow up doll when you can have the big fag hag blow up lady?  The Fat Woman Blow Up Doll will be a fabulous addition to your next bachelor or adult party. She is a quite large blow up doll, so all you chubby chasers out there won’t be disappointed. Her breasts are really huge, and her bikini is so stylish. She kind of reminded us of a large parade float, only she wasn’t THAT big. We considered blowing her up with helium and attatching some string to her limbs, but then we decided against the idea. We’ll keep our ownership of a Fat Woman Blow Up Doll to ourselves.
The Pink Cowgirl Hat and Veil – $ 18.99
What guy doesn’t love a pink party cowboy hat?  This is the perfect party hat for mardi gras, your birthday if you live in Texas, Oklahmo, the south west or are going to a themed party.  The tiara and seam on the pink party cowboy hat is perfect for your night on the town.   Here is how the store describes it….not as fun, but still usefull.  This pink cowgirl hat is perfect for a country-themed bachelorette party. This cowgirl hat covers all the bases: it boasts a sparkly, jeweled tiara attached to the front, and a white veil flowing from the back. Decorated with silver sequins and a white corsage, this cowgirl hat is fun and flirty. Your bachelorette will love wearing her pink cowgirl hat while she dances the night away!
Pass-Out Game – $ 17.99
I didn’t read the description, don’t know what it is, but I do know that if you passout from drinking the game is complete and a good night was had by all.  The name says it all and I need to buy a copy for myself.  A classic drinking game that has been around since the seventies, Pass Out will get you looped. It is a board game with dice, game pieces and cards. Playing it involves rolling the dice, drinking, and “lighting up,” which I imagine is optional. You can click on the small image to see the backside of the game box. Pass Out is a fun game that many, many people like to play.
Biggins Boob Cake Pan Biggins Boob Cake Pan – $ 17.99
Sometimes you can’t get a real, live girl to show up at your party. If you’re having a (gasp!) stripperless bachelor party, whether out of fear or necessity, try just getting a great rack to come instead. The Biggins Cake Pan features a pair of DDs for you to frost, nibble and eat. The Biggins Boob Cake Pan is easy to use—just fill it with your bachelor’s favorite cake mix, bake and cool. Now frost creatively to make a perfect pair of edible tatas. Contains 1 aluminum bosom shaped cake pan.
The Flashing Pecker Tiara The Flashing Pecker Tiara – $ 9.99
OK, I love this and sre you will to.   Now, you can replace the word bride and add in grrl, drag queen, birthday girl, or anyone who wants to party with a blinking penis on their tiara.  Does your bride to be have a way with men? Does she make them whimper, cry, and give her a foot massage? Make her distinction as “Lady of the Penis” official with the Pecker Tiara. With five blinking dicks wrapping around the top of the tiara, everyone will know who the boss is. Don’t think of them as just organs but rather as tokens of her dominance. Let the powerful bride wear this crown, but please don’t tell the groom.

June 4, 2009

Bachelorette Party Must Haves! You seriously cannot have a party without these!

So I love bachelorette parties….if you’re a lesbian, then Bachelor party could apply however these favors and bachelorette party supplies definitely apply to both and across the board.  These are the must haves for all bachelorette parties and whether you are the dangerous girl, the bad girl, the sweet bachelorette, the naughty wife to be or even the stay at home but have a little fun kind of girl, these favors and supplies are for you!

All of these are featured at Bachelorette and you can click the links in the descriptions to visit the product pages where you can purchase all of these bachelorette party supplies and more.

Bachelorette Babydoll Shirt – $ 24.99
Ok, so it’s your best friend’s or sister or whoever’s Bachelorette Party, and you don’t want everyone to know exactly who is about to get married, you want to scream it out and broadcast it to the world.  The Bachelorette t-shirt is the perfect shirt to make your bride to be a walking bilboard. The bachelorette shirt is a cool and sexy black cotton tshirt with Bachelorette written on it in pretty silver text. On the back is a small illustration of a bridal party. Classic looking and comfortable, but still elegant enough to count as “dressed up”–where ever the party, this shirt can easily fit in.  Also, since it is a tshirt and comfy, it is perfect for hot and sweaty clubs, beer chugging and getting soaked, pretty uch everything but wet tshirt contests,,,,only because it is in black ;-) .  This shirt comes in SMALL / MEDIUM and Large.  Order yours here!
Peter Pecker Inflatable Doll and Ring Toss Game – $ 24.99
The Peter Pecker doll is a combination of a blow up doll and a fun party game. Peter Pecker is a 5 foot tall inflatable doll with a 12 inch inflatable penis that gets excited as you blow him up. After we inflated him, we all agreed he kind of looks like Orlando Bloom, the actor. We also liked that his arms and legs are movable. I don’t usually pick favorites on this website, but this blow up doll is definitely in my top ten. He has a cute face, a big penis, and doesn’t argue with anyone. What more could a girl want? Click here to order this fabulous bachelorette ring toss party game here!
Willy Whack-It Penis Pinata – Has Silly Faces – $ 24.99
So I love this Penis Pinata….not only because it is large enough to satisy any man….or woman if you are hetero and reading this,,,,but it also makes the perfect stress releif if your man has been holding out till your wedding night and you need some loving….You bottoms know what I am talking about.  You can use this penis pinata to take out your frustrations and because you can fill it with candy, condoms or whatever you want…you also get a tastey treat to go along with it.   The thing I love most about this bachelorette party supply though is all the faces you can put on the penis pinata.  It is fun, funny and a sure hit at all bachelorette parties.  This pinata is about 18 inches by 7 inches. It is shipped empty, so you will have to fill it up. Click here to order your penis pinata!
The Giant Inflatable Penis – Over 6 Feet Tall! – $ 22.99
The Giant Inflatable Penis is the biggest blow up pecker we’ve ever seen. I had one in college and everyone loved it.  You can use it to sit on…..mind out of the gutter bottoms….heheheheh and it’s big enough for any size queen.  One thing I love about this is you can tell who likes it big and who is a wuss as the girls who like it big get nervous and avoid it while the ones who pretend to love the big ones but really can’t take it are the ones who make the biggest deal.  The Giant Inflatable Penis is at least 6’5″. It will tower over all your bachelorette party guests. Inflatable bachelorette party toys are awesome for all kinds of situations. Everyone loves them for their shock value. The Giant Inflatable Penis makes a great companion in your limo or on a bar crawl. It makes a great pool toy. Best of all, everyone will want their picture taken with the Giant Inflatable Penis. Make some memories with this outrageous inflatable.  Click here to order.
The Bad Bridesmaids Kit – For Your Naughty Friends – $ 20.00
Are the bridesmaids and bachelorette party guests a naughty bunch? If so they will enjoy these randy novelties. Included are sixteen cocktail sippers (2 packs of 8), a box of x-rated fortune cookies, a dozen blow pops, two dozen adult toothpicks, and a penis shaped mold for jello shots. This is the perfect party pack to bring with you for your night on the town, or even for your party at home. Order your party kit here.
The Bad Girl Bachelorette Party Kit – $ 19.99
The Bad Girl Kit is a great way to show your naughty friend a good time at her X-Rated bachelorette party. This kit has all of things a bad girl will need on her last night out: A Penis Sucker 10 foot long leather whip instead of plastic handcuffs (shown) Gummy Penises One pair of edible underwear Devil horns to wear. They light up if you put AA batteries in them A red penis drinking bottle (slightly different than shown) We have chosen some pretty naughty stuff. These are items that are always a hit. We hope you like to convenience and savings of ordering them together.
The Boob Tube – A Boob Shaped Beer Bong – $ 19.99
Everyone remembers the first time they bonged a beer. And thanks to The Boob Tube, everyone will remember the beers they bonged at your bachelorette party. Actually, your friends’ memories might be a little fuzzy. But we’re sure the ridiculous pictures you post on the Internet the morning after will help your friends recall exactly what happened. Your wild and crazy friends will love shotgunning beers from the nipple of this giant breast-shaped beer bong. Use The Boob Tube at the house to get the party started, and bring it along to the bar to see what kind of trouble you can cause.  It is perfect for Lesbian Bachelorette parties, straight men and even the gay men…admit it…everyone loves boobs.
Pink Bachelorette Tank Top – $ 19.99
This Pink Bachelorette Tank Top is cute, fun and feminine! Your bachelorette could wear this with almost any outfit and to any type of party. It can be worn with jeans for a more casual look, or paired with some black pants for a dressier outing. Or she could put it together with a cute little skirt, and be ready to party! Our tank tops are 100% cotton and very comfortable. Also available in “Maid of Honor” and “Bride’s Maid.” One size fits most.
The Good Girl Bachelorette Party Kit – $ 19.99
Looking for a great kit for the bachelorette party? Is the bride-to-be somewhat of a princess? Has she always done the right thing? Is she constantly dressed in all white with a beaming halo over her head? The Good Girl Kit may be for her. With these items you can dress her up nicely. Included in this kit: Our own bachelorette party veil. Nice and full and fluffy. A Flashing Bride-To-Be Sash. A 100 carat engagement ring. An inflatable princess wand. Carrying this wand makes magical things happen. Recycled packaging materials, because Good Girls are nice to the planet. You can order this entire kit with just a few clicks.
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