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February 25, 2011

Learn To Ballroom Dance DVD.

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Learn to Ballroom Dance DVD

I was watching Glee reruns the other day and it was the episode where Mr. Shoe was helping the school shrink, Emma, learn to ballroom dance for her wedding. I love that episode because not only do we get to sing I could have danced all night, but we also get to watch Will make a mashup of two songs that don’t really go together.

In the real world we don’t get a dance instructor like Mathew Morrison, but what we do have as an alternative to attending embarrasing dance classes are Learn to Ballroom dance DVDs which are perfect for weddings. It’s sort of like Richard Gere and Jennifer Lopez in Shall We Dance.

Richard’s character was scared to be seen ballroom dancing, but when Susan Sarandon finally caught him and accepted it, she was able to dance with her husband and have an amazing romantic time. Wouldn’t it be amazing to be able to have an incredible first dance with your new husband or wife? Let the Learn to ballroom dance dvds teach you how to dance with your partner so that you can have an amazing first dance and impress your friends and family.

The thing that I love the most about the learn to dance ballroom DVDs is that you get to do it in the privacy of your own home. Believe it or not, not every gay guy or woman has grace or rhythm. Because no one has to see you guys practicing, there is no embarrassing moments with friends finding you at a class. You can go through all of the DVDs with your partner and by the time you are ready to get married, the two of you will be able to ballroom dance like professionals and impress everyone at your wedding. The key thing to remember is that the DVDs can only do so much. You have to constantly practice, use a mirror or video camera to watch yourself and also go through the entire learn to ballroom dance dvd series. If this is anything like the other learn to dvds which a few of my friends have used, I fully recommend it. I do have to be honest and say I have never personally tried the Learn to Ballroom Dance DVDs. If you’ve bought them, feel free to comment below and if you know someone who could use them, feel free to click the green tweet button or blue share on Facebook button to share with friends.

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February 18, 2011

3 St. Patricks Day Gifts Fit For a Queen, Well Drag Queen.

Filed under: gag gifts,Stupid.com — Tags: St. Patrick's Day Gifts, Stupid Irish Gifts, stupid.com — rollerbladerdc @ 2:03 am

So I admit it, I am hooked on that Stupid Gift Shop and they now have a line of stupid Irish Gifts for St. Patrick’s Day. You can buy everything from cowboy beer holder hats to fake beer bellies and even double bottle beer bongs. These stupid irish gifts for St. Patricks Day are absolutely perfect and some are even fashionable. Here are three of my favorite stupid Irish Gifts for St. Patricks Day.

St. Patricks Day Mini Leprachaun Hat

This is the mini green leprechaun hat for St. Patricks Day. Not only can you wear it on a wig if you are a queen, but you can also use it to go 1980′s style if you are a guy and going all out for St. Patricks Day this year. This mini green St. Patricks Day top hat is absolutely one of my favorite Stupid Irish St. Patrick’s Day gifts and I think everyone who wants to make a statement should buy one.

Instant Irish Accent Spray

This is one of my favorite Irish gag Gifts. It is the instant Irish accent spray. It technically isn’t going to work, but if you’ve dranken your way through a few bottles of whiskey or bailey’s you may just think that this instant Irish accent spray actually works. Perfect for a gag gift for St. Patrick’s Day, the Instant Irish Accent Spray is great for everyone.

Green Irish Drinking Glove

This is probably one of the most practical gifts you could give for St. Patrick’s Day. It is the green irish drinking glove. Complete with finger holes and shamrock with beer stein logo. Not only can it help to keep your hands warm while holding a cold beer, but everyone will know you’re Irish when you show up wearing a green Irish Drinking Glove to your favorite St. Patricks Day Parties. The green irish drinking glove is the perfect stupid St. Patrick’s Day gift for your favorite drinker.

St. Patrick’s Day is a fun day to get to go out and celebrate being Irish, even if you’re not. You can click on any of the links or images above and you’ll be taken to one of my favorite stupid stores where you can buy these and tons of other stupid gifts for St. Patricks Day. The stupid is a joke and you’ll get it when you click on the links.

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February 12, 2011

Stupid Wedding Gifts – Stupid Kitchen Gifts

Filed under: gag gifts,Stupid.com,Wedding Gift — Tags: stupid kitchen gifts, stupid wedding gifts, stupid.com — rollerbladerdc @ 6:06 pm

When you think about Stupid Wedding Gifts, you normally think about Stupid Gifts for the Kitchen. People love to give gifts like hosuewares and gag gifts for weddings, but noone has given stupid gifts like the gifts I found below. There is a reason that I am calling them Stupid Wedding Gifts and Stupid Kitchen Gifts. They all come from a company called Stupid.com. Not only will you find hundreds of stupid wedding gifts one this site, but you’ll find the best and funniest stupid kitchen gifts that you can give to people for their weddings. Click any of the images below and you’ll find some of my favorite stupid wedding gifts. Don’t forget to mention where you found these gifts on GayWeddingGear.com when you check out so they know what Stupid site recommended these Stupid Wedding Gifts!

Skull and Bones Ice Cube Tray
Price: 6.99

These skull and crossbone ice cube trays are perfect for giving to the person you love to hate. Great for pirate parties or just if your friends are into emo, goth or punk. Skull and bones ice cube trays are a seriously fun way to serve a strong drink.

Bacon Flavored Toothpicks
Price: 3.99

I’ve already actually posted these before on this site, but I had to put them here again. Who doesn’t love that extra bit of bacon after they finish eating? These bacon flavored toothpicks are the perfect way to keep that piggy taste in your mouth.

BBQ Branding Iron
Price: 27.99

This is actually one of my favorite stupid wedding gifts. It is perfect for the couple who loves to grill. Now they can mark their meats with this personalized bbq branding iron. A bbq branding iron is perfect for everyone from Texas to well Texas or anyone else who loves to bbq.

The Disappearing Cheshire Cat Mug
Price: 13.99

The dissapearing chesire cat mug is justa cool gift for anyone who loves Alice in Wonderland. If you are not sure what else to buy for the happy couple, get them random mugs to make a set. Nothing says stupid wedding gifts quite like mismatched mugs.

Cool Shooters
Price: 12.95

I actually love these and used to have them. They are ice cube shot glasses. Not only do they keep your vodka cool, but ice cube shot glasses are great because you can throw them in your drink after you take a shot and you don’t have to worry about glass breaking.

Dog Corn Holders
Price: 3.99

These are just cheap funny things to give if you need to give something extra to the happy couple. These funny dachshund doggy corn holders are the perfect stupid kitchen gift.

Brain Jello Mold
Price: 9.99

If anyone has ever told you that your brain was much or made of jelly, you can now correct them and say Jello, thank you. This brain shaped jello mold is a great stupid wedding gift and helps to turn boring jello molds fun again. I like to put gummy spiders and other things into the mold.

Peter Petrie Egg Separator
Price: 15.99

This egg separator is the perfect stupid wedding gift for foodies or people who like gross things. It was on the Jay Leno show but it is seriously gross. A definite must have if you have health conscious friends who like egg whites.

Fetus Cookie Cutter
Price: 12.49

Not only a perfectly offensive gift, but also one that will make a statement to any chef. Perfect for kids birthday parties (ok I had to go there) baby showers (even worse) or any other inappropriate occasion, Fetus cookie cutters are the perfect gift to offend and delight your friends.

Food Play Plate
Price: 12.99

These are just fun plates that let you smear food all over the guys face. Not the best gift but lots of people like them.

Finger Food Plate Set
Price: 8.99

These finger food ring plates are the perfect thing for fun at a party. People love playing with them and wearing them and they make the perfect gag gift for a friend.

Global Warming Mug
Price: 13.49

I wish this guy would shut the hell up already. If you can stand him, get this gag gift mug and spread his word about inventing the internet, global warming or whatever he wants to claim fame for in the new year.

Pick Your Nose Cups
Price: 11.49

Ok I love these. You get 25 cups with 12 different nose options. Not only do you get a quick nose job while you drink, but people will laugh and love playing with these pick your nose cups. A seriously stupid wedding gift.

Snap Capps
Price: 4.49

I actually love these things. I’ve seen them on tv and other places and think it is an awesome idea!

Self-Twirling Spaghetti Fork
Price: 12.99

The self swirling spaghetti fork is the perfect solution for pasta lovers. Not only do you not have to worry about swirling pasta around your forks anymore, but you’ll also get a lot of laughs when you use this. Just be careful because it could cause splashing.

Henry VIII and his Vanishing Wives Mug
Price: 13.99

This is just another funny stupid wedding gift that you can give. Sort of a gruesome gift as well considering his wives are disappearing.

Sophisticated Adult Bibs
Price: 19.99

I don’t think I need to explain this one.

Be a Better Parent Tea
Price: 10.79

With gay people adopting kids now, this be a better parent tea actually applies. I prefer my tea with vodka though. Actually skip the tea.

Sons of B*tches Magnet Set
Price: 11.99

This is a funny play on words where you get magnets of suns and dogs as well. This is a cute gag gift to give to any mom with a sense of humor.

Silver Bottle Jersey
Price: 4.99

It’s nothing you haven’t seen before, except this silver bottle jersey is silver instead of those boring regular beer bottle tshirts.

Brain Ice Cubes
Price: 8.99

These brain ice cube molds give a new meaning to brain freeze. Brain ice cube molds are the perfect gift for doctors and people graduating from college.

Chrome Jesus Salt or Pepper Grinder
Price: 27.99

These are great gag gifts or real gifts for the Jesus lovers that we all love and hate. If they never stop about Jesus then give them some jesus at the dinner table with these jesus salt shakers and jesus pepper grinders.

Fridge Patrol Alarm
Price: 19.99

This is always funny. When you open the fridge the fridge cop comes on and not only shines his light on you, but he also yells at you. Perfect to help keep your diet under control and to stop late night snacking and sleep eating.

Great Mustaches Mug
Price: 14.99

Just another random mug for a stupid wedding gift.

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February 5, 2011

Single For Valentine’s Try These Better Than Boyfriend Products.

Filed under: gag gifts,Stupid.com — Tags: stupid.com, valentine's day gifts, valentine's day gifts for single people — rollerbladerdc @ 3:20 am

So with valentine’s day around the corner I wanted to share something fun for the people without boyfriends or dates. These are the better than boyfriend Valentine’s day gifts for yourself or your friends. I found them on one of my favorite gag gift shops and know that you are absolutely going to love these. Not only are they perfect for friends, but I think most of us would want to own these fabulous valentine’s day gifts for single people and better than boyfriend products. Click any of the images below or on the text links and you’ll be taken to one of my favorite gag gifts stores where you can buy these Valentine’s Day Gifts for single people and gay guys.

better than a boyfriend soap

better than boyfriend soap

These bars of better than a boyfriend soap are the perfect soaps to wash the thought of a man away from your holiday. It’s sort of like Glenn Close singing “Wash that man right out of my hair” from South Pacific, except with a bar of better than a boyfriend soap. The soap is white tea and rose hip scented and absolutely fabulous. It is also made of pure vegetable oils. If you want to know why this is better than a boyfriend soap, think about it. It doesn’t smell, it is nice to rub all over yourself after a club and it helps you feel clean instead of something that always makes everything dirty. I love better than a boyfriend soap and think that you will to. If better than a boyfriend soap isn’t for you, try this next valentine’s day gift for single gay men and women.

Instant Adoring Boyfriend DVD

This is probably the best gift if you want to make a man or woman feel alone and then fabulous on Valentine’s Day. The Instant Adoring Boyfriend DVD is a dvd of a really hot guy who just compliments you, lets you watch him workout and then compliments you again. Not only will it feel like you have a loving perfect boyfriend, but you can turn him on and off when you want to. If he’s talking to much you can turn down the volume and if you need a compliment, he’s right there. What’s also nice is that you can also sit down and eat popcorn while he works out. It’s the perfect relationship. The Instant Adoring Boyfriend DVD is the perfect gift for the lonely lady or single gay guy on Valentine’s day.

heart shaped tissue box

So if you really don’t like someone and they are alone for Valentine’s Day, this is the perfect thing to give them. Its a heart shaped box of tissues so as they sit back and watch you go out with your loved ones, they’ll sit at home crying with their heart shaped box of tissues. If you really want to rub it in you can call to make sure they are ok and make sure you mention how romantic your partner is being and how in love you are. There is nothing worse than being the only single one out of all of your friends on Valentine’s day and also having friends that love to rub it in. If someone buys you these heart shaped tissue boxes then you should probably buy them some laxatives before they go on their date. Hey, fair is fair and these heart shaped tissue boxes are the ultimate insult for valentine’s day.

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