If you’ve been following this blog then you know I am a complete foodie and love to have everything food. One thing that I always love as well is to be able to incorporate food into my Valentine’s Days and Nights for my partner. Of course we do the stereotypical dinner out, if its his year, or I cook an awesome meal in if its my year, but one thing that always gets him going is in the bedroom when it comes time for Valentines Night. The one thing that I always have or do is bring food into it and make it romantic. Some years I use candles and candle wax, others blindfolds, but this year it is all about taste and hot and cold. (He doesn’t know about this blog which is why I am sharing). Here is what we are doing this year to have a Sexy, Romantic Valentines Day with Food and in the Bedroom. (Don’t worry, I’m not going into details, just sharing some ideas of the things we’ll be using and you may want to use.)
Red Women's Aprong for Valentines Day
The first thing to do for Valentines is to figure out how to present yourself. Since this year is going to be about food and taste in the bedroom, I am going to wear nothing but an apron. If you’re female or male, the apron shop that you may want to look at is Flirty Aprons. I have a link to my favorite red sassy apron on the image to the left which is probably one of their best selling womens aprons for valentines day. They also carry Men’s aprons for valentines day which is what I’ll be wearing. I’ll then show up to the bedroom where my partner will be waiting wearing either nothing, or possibly candy underpants or edible underpants, but we’ll get to those later and I’ll give you a link to where you can buy candy underpants, candy necklace bras and everything else including candy pasties.
When I show up to the room I am going to be carrying a tray filled with Fresh whipped whip cream, you can use store bought, strawberries that have the tops cut off so they have a flat surface, chocolate body paint and a few mixed berries for extra flavors. Not to get to into details but a few ways to use these are to line them down your partners body from their chest to their lower parts and rotate between strawberry and whipped cream. You can then eat your way down or also pick them up with your mouth and feed them to your partner.
The next thing that will be predone before hand is under the apron I’ll have used the chocolate body paint on certain areas that I think my partner should need to clean off. This is a romantic way to ensure that your partner knows exactly which areas to focus on so that both of you can have a fun valentines day. You can also use the chocolate body paint to paint your partner and make usual fun a bit more fun by adding a delicious chocolate to the bedroom.
Before I get into to many more details, this is a PG rated blog, here are some pictures of products you may want to buy to have a Fun, Sexy and Romantic Valentine’s Day with Food and Food in the bedroom. Click on any of the images below to be taken to a website where you can buy candy necklace panties, candy underwear, candy necklace bras, candy necklace and candy edible pasties as well as edible underwear, chocolate body paints, glow in the dark body paints and lot more.
So one of the most common gay honeymoon questions I get from readers and visitors is about how to make the honeymoon night go off without a hitch. Everything from when to put on your sexy clothing to how to excuse yourself so you can clean out for a passionate night with your new Husband or Wife if you are a lesbian and into that. So although this is not going to be the most fabulous post, it is one that many of you have written in about so I am going to share my opinions and some places and things that I have personally shopped for or used.
The thing is that when you are getting ready for your honeymoon or even for a night out and you know that you are planning on doing the deed, you also have to prepare for it. Unfortunately on your honeymoon you may not have time to dig through a suitcase to find your outfits or even to take the 20 minutes to flush yourself out before you get ready for sex. It is also seriously not attractive to say, “Hey baby, give me 20 minutes to freshen up” when you are already in bed and starting to go at it or have just finished dinner because you are ready to go and the mood should be just perfect. The worse part is that if you decide it is time to clean out and your partner is laying there, those twenty minutes become distracting and if you also have to find your underwear or set the mood, 20 minutes could turn into 2 hours and at that point, the passion has somewhat gone. So what can you do to make your honeymoon night run a bit smoother? Here are my top tips and ways to make your honeymoon run a lot smoother.
Put your man or woman to work!
If you need time to clean out or freshen up, there is no better way to gain those extra 5 minutes than asking your partner to open a bottle of wine, but before hand you need to hide the opener in the room somewhere so they have to spend a couple minutes looking. You can also set out some candles but pick a scent you like and that your partner likes so that they spend an extra minute smelling them. If you are at a hotel though, you may want to keep the candles away from your spouse and while you are out having dinner ask them to come in and spread the rose petals over your bed and light the candles so that you can walk into the room and have it ready for romance….just remember to tell the hotel staff not to leave a bottle opener or to unhide it. Making your partner wait for the bottle opener to be delivered is also a great short time waster.
Pack your honeymoon night clothing in a separate bag and store it in the bathroom.
If you have bought a sexy outfit or have a sexy pair of underwear or costume to wear for your honeymoon night, you don’t want to have to dig through your suitcase to find it and you certainly do not want your partner to find it either. What I recommend is that you hide your toys and outfit in a plastic bag before you pack your suitcase and then when you get to your hotel or wherever your honeymoon is, unpack the plastic bag and hide it somewhere in the bathroom so that when you go in to get ready for your partner, you have everything you need right there and you don’t have to dig through your suitcase or go to the room safe. Have everything you need right there so that when your partner is finding the bottle opener, you can be changing into your honeymoon lingerie or boxers and getting your toys ready. It saves time and keeps you in the mood.
Cleaning out for anal!
Colt Shower Shot Enema
Ok here we go. How to be able to be clean for your partner while also not killing the mood. One thing that you have to remember is to clean yourself out before you have your first time with your new husband or wife as a married couple. No one wants a mess and nothing is worse than not being clean when you are in the middle of making love. The problem is that you also don’t want to kill the mood by having to take twenty minutes to clean out because that also kills the mood. So what can you do and what can you use to ensure a clean and fabulous night of sex? Before dinner, excuse yourself to take a shower.
When you go into the bathroom to shower, bring your plastic bag with your outfit and toys and your enema kit. I do have to say that although something like a fleet enema or one of the big rubber ball enemas is normally ok for regular sex, this is your honeymoon and you want to not only be able to not have to make him work it in, but you also want to be as clean and fresh for as long as possible. Fleet and regular ball enemas just do not do this…at least for me. What I prefer is the Colt Shower Shot. I actually have one and use it when I know I have to be clean for a long period of time. The picture of mine is to the left. Not only does the colt shower shot enema last for a long time and clean the heck out of you, but it also feels amazing…actually sometimes better than sex. The cols shower shot enema has tiny holes all over so when you hook it up to your shower it sprays water in every direction and washes everything out almost instantly….not to mention it feels absolutely amazing and doesn’t hurt at all to get in. I have never needed lube or to loosen up before using my Colt Shower Shot enema and always highly recommend it. If you plan on starting your romance right after dinner and drinks, use the colt shower shot enema before you go out to dinner when you are “taking a shower and getting ready” and then after dinner since it takes a while for food to go through your body and because the colt shower shot enema cleans so well, you probably won’t have to worry about a thing for the rest of the night. This is above and beyond one of my favorite things ever when it comes to sex and one of the best cleaning tools I have ever seen or used.
If you do these three things, your honeymoon night passions and sex should begin to go much more smoothly and you won’t have to worry as much about any nasty surprises coming out when you are ready for the finale. Your honeymoon is supposed to be one of the most romantic nights of your lives together and one that you want to have go off without a hitch. If you prepare ahead of time and plan out how to get everything done, you shouldn’t have to worry about anything going wrong on your honeymoon night within the bedroom. If you have any other tips and tricks or ideas on how to make your honeymoon night go off smoother, please feel free to share them by leaving a comment below. If you found this article useful then please feel free to tweet it out to your friends by clicking on the green tweet or retweet button at the top of the post.