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December 5, 2012

10 perfect ex boyfriend gifts for christmas and hanukah

I know you all wait for this post or tweet or share each year, but I was kind of scared to post today because I just met someone and we have another date tonight and tomorrow. He also knows I blog and is going to see this one. Because of that I was going to hold off, but at the same time, he should know that I have a dark sense of humor. Because of that, here are my top ten christmas gifts and hanukah gifts for ex boyfriends. Feel free to leave your own favorite gift in the comments section.

Nix Lice Treatment Family Pack – Works On Pubic Crabs Too!
1. Nix - This is the perfect holiday gift for an ex boyfriend who has a new boyfriend. Not only does nix “work on pubic lice too”, but this is the family sized version so he’s sure to have enough for that untrimmed bush. Let’s hope his new boyfriend loves seafood because with this gift, he’ll be “itching” for a claw craker and mallet.

Redneck Wine Glass
2. The mason jar wine glass set. The holidays are the perfect time to meet the family. Just so his new boyfriend knows what he’s getting into, let him know how classy the bitch is with these fabulous and glamorous, mason jar wine glasses. The only thing better is when he puts ice in his red wine or wants it chilled.

3. Another holiday favorite, the red ex boyfriend knife holder. Perfect for a reminder of how his ex’s feel, you’ll get your message across when he opens this fun houseware on the holidays. But don’t worry, it comes in festive colors like red or silver.

Ugly Children Gum

4. Ugly Children Bubblegum – Remember when you would sit up and think about how cute your kids were going to be? Let his new boyfriend know about these thoughts and that you wish them nothing but the best of luck with having a cute kid by sending him ugly children bubblegum to make sure his Quasimodo bastard child will be as ugly as his soul.

Instant Mullet W/ Headband 5. If the mason jar wine glasses weren’t enough of a warning, send him this instant mullet headband. When the new boyfriend watches him throw it on and get ready to party, he’ll have a better idea of why you broke up in the first place.

Smaller Condoms – Big Protection for Small Penises – $3.99
6. I always love when he waits for the fifth date, an anniversary or special occasion to have sex for the first time. I love to make an impression and get the “balls” rolling with his new boyfriend. That’s why it’s always fun to send them enough protection for even the “smallest” chance one of them would have something.

7. Speaking of small problems, why not help him clean that one up under his lip with cold sore cream and ointment. Nothing screams no more oral like a cold sore that doesn’t go away,,,or that his new boyfriend didn’t think to look for.

Douche Bag Gum
8. If you don’t think I’m one already, then why not let him know how you really feel. Send him douche bad gum so that when he goes to freshen his breath, everyone around him will know what to expect. Not to mention that he could really use the first word on the name tag as well. Let’s face it, his breath only stinks because of all the sh*t that comes out of it so a pack of “douche” bag gum is the perfect thing to freshen his breath.

Butt Pirate – A Vanilla Scented Anal Douche – $5.99
9. This is a fun one to send him with a note for his new boyfriend to let him know that he not only needs to clean out more, but also needs something scented and flavored to make it even slightly appealing to go down there. That’s why there’s butt pirate vanilla scented and flavored anal douches.

10. If you haven’t scared the new boyfriend off yet, try this to show him how psycho you are, and after that one leaves, make him look like a psycho when his next boyfriend finds the ex-boyfriend ashes money jar sitting in the kitchen or in his house.

Those are my top ten favorite ex boyfriend gifts for christmas and hanukah. Feel free to leave your own favorite in the comments section below. Let’s also hope my date doesn’t find this post before we go out tonight lol. Thank you again for reading and feel free to share this on twitter and facebook as well. If you need a coupon for any of the stores above, leave a comment and I’ll email one to you.

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October 5, 2012

Bacon Gifts for Christmas – Bacon Christmas Gifts

Filed under: food,gag gifts,Stupid.com — Tags: bacon christmas gifts, bacon gifts, stupid.com — rollerbladerdc @ 2:26 am

I guess I’m a really bad Jew because not only do I have an obsession with bacon, but I also have an obsession with bacon gifts and giving bacon christmas gifts for the holidays to my non Jewish friends. To be honest, my Jewish friends love getting Bacon Gifts as well. Anyways, I was talking to one of my favorite online stores and when they told me that they took my idea and created and entire section of bacon gifts for christmas and any other day, I went crazy and decided to share some of my favorites here. I will actually get credit for the sale if you buy anything through these links, if you don’t use a coupon code, so please make sure that if you buy something from them, you come back and click the product again just before you purchase, even if you do use a coupon. Here are some of my favorite bacon gifts for the holidays.

Bacon Gumballs Price: 6.95I normally hate gum. The noise when people chew drives me crazy, but when you have bacon flavored gumballs, I have to make an exception, especially if you share with me. The bacon flavored gum comes with 22 balls and each one is absolutely awesome. You cannot go wrong with bacon flavored gum after or before dinner, for breakfast or even just during the day when you really want bacon and everything around you is health food.	Bacon Wallet Price: 13.95I love this one. It’s the bacon wallet and the wallet pattern actually looks just like actual slabs of bacon. If you need a reminder or need to remind your boyfriend to pick up bacon at the store, the bacon wallet is the perfect gift for him. This is definitely the perfect gift for any guy who is obsessed with bacon and already has everything else that he could want.	Mr. Bacon Vs. Monsieur Tofu Price: 10.95I have no clue what these things are, but when you have bacon figurines with tofu figurines and each have moveable arms, you are bound for a fun fight between vegetarians and bacon loving carnivores. This is the perfect gift for vegetarians or people who cannot stand vegetarians.
Bacon Tuxedo Prank Gift Box Price: 9.95I don’t think I actually even need to say how much I love this. If you want to really stand out at a wedding or anywhere else, the bacon print tuxedo is the perfect gift. It isn’t actually a bacon print tuxedo, but it does make an awesome prank to give to a bacon lover.	Bacon Scented Soap Price: 9.95If you love smelling bacon cooking in the morning, why wouldn’t you also love bacon scented soap. Bacon scented soap is amazing and something that you’ll love. When you go to work everyone will get hungry and if you meet another bacon lover, it’s a guaranteed pick up scent that will probably work better than pheromones or any other cologne.	Bacon Air Freshener Price: 3.45I don’t think I actually need to say anything except this is the perfect bacon gift for anyone. How could you not love having your car, your apartment, gym bag or anything else smell like bacon?
Bacon Popcorn Price: 8.95Perfect for watching movies, a date or anything else, when you cannot have real bacon, have bacon popcorn. It smells like bacon, tastes like bacon but it’s popcorn.	Bacon Flavored Mints Price: 3.95Again, a perfect gift for someone who is craving bacon but can’t have it because they keep kosher or just because it isn’t available. Give them a bacon flavored mint until they can go out and get real bacon.	Bacon Ornament Price: 9.95The perfect bacon christmas gift. Everyone will love it and it will look perfect on your tree.
Bacon Lovers Pack Price: 19.95This is the ultimate bacon gift for anyone who loves bacon. This is the perfect gift for anyone who loves bacon.	Mr. Bacon’s Wild Board Game Price: 19.95This is even better for bacon lovers. You can eat bacon while playing the bacon board game and bacon lovers will love this bacon gift for christmas or any other holiday or birthday.	Bacon Candy Canes Price: 8.95Another perfect thing for your christmas tree or just to give to someone for christmas. These are also perfect for your office or for anyone who loves bacon.

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August 19, 2012

The Penis Ice Luge – Penis Ice Sculpture for Parties

Filed under: Bachelor and Bachelorete Party,Bachelorette.com,Cocktails,food,gag gifts — Tags: penis ice luge, penis ice sculpture, penis ice sculpture kit — rollerbladerdc @ 5:35 pm

I cannot tell you how excited I was when I found a do it yourself penis ice sculpture kit for bachelorette parties. What made finding this penis ice sculpture kit even better is that is is actually a penis shaped ice luge so instead of just having a fabulous and fun bachelorette party center piece, you can pour your vodka or other shots and liquors through the top, catch it out of the bottom of the shot ice luge and have a cold shot or drink ready to go before you all head out on the town for a fabulous night.

Penis ice sculpture kit & Penis ice shot luge

Penis shaped ice sculpture – penis ice drink luge- $21.99When I was reading reviews on the penis ice sculpture and penis ice luge a few things kept coming up. If you try to fill the mold and then stick it in your freezer, the sculpture will break, and no one wants a broken pen*s. Instead, everyone recommends you create the penis ice sculpture and shot luge in three steps.

What you do is fill the mold 1/3 of the way full. Then when it is completely frozen you fill the next 1/3. Once that is frozen then you do the final 1/3 of the penis shaped shot luge. Then when you’re ready for the party, simply remove the mold and you’ll be ready to go. I highly recommend trying to create it one or two times before the party so you have practice and won’t ruin it on the day,,,since it takes a while to free this mold and build the sculpture. You’ll also have a reason to have a drink or two after work if you practice building this sculpture which is a definite good thing as well. I don’t currently have the penis shaped ice sculpture or penis ice shot luge, but I am going to be ordering it for my friends Bachelorette party in a few months and cannot wait to try it out and show it off at the party.

The penis ice shot luge is an awesome bachelortte party must have for any straight woman or gay bachelor party. Not only will everyone absolutely love it, but they’ll have more and more fun pouring their shots and drinks through it before you are ready to go out. I cannot wait to buy mine in a few months for my friends Bachelorette party and will definitely leave a comment with how it works…and maybe a video to show how much fun we had with it. This is a seriously cool product for a gay bachelor party or bachelorette party and something that will definitely cause a rise when people come in. The penis shaped ice shot luge and penis shaped ice sculpture kit will not only save you hundreds of dollars from having a professional create one, but everyone at the party will love it and the bride or groom to be will definitely thank you when they see it and get to take the first shot from the penis ice luge. Even if they don’t drink, what better centerpiece than a penis shaped ice sculpture for your gay bachelor party or bachelorette party. Order the do it yourself penis ice sculpture kit or penis ice luge by clicking on the image or link above in this post.

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June 19, 2012

Social Media Facebook Shower Curtain In Stock

Filed under: gag gifts,Non Wedding,Wedding Gift — Tags: facebook shower curtain, social media shower curtain, wedding gifts — rollerbladerdc @ 3:20 pm

social media facebook shower curtain

I found this social media Facebook shower curtain on a website recently and had to share it with all of you. I know it isn’t technically a wedding related gift or even related to gay weddings, but it is the perfect gift for the fun younger couple who likes to be hip or trendy. The social media shower curtain or Facebook shower curtain is the perfect gift for back to school for college students as well as housewarming gifts for homeowners and even first apartments. Everyone will love the funny comments on the the design like the basin wanting to be unblocked and the joke posted by the bath tub. The see through top left corner for your face is also a funny thing and also somewhat functional if someone is in the bathroom and you are trying to talk to them. Although I do post about things for your house or wedding gifts sometimes, this is an odd one because I haven’t seen anything like it before.

I’ve seen the subway map ones, the ones that hold photos and ones that have a ton of pockets to hold all of your toiletries, but the social media facebook shower curtain is just really cool. I think I like it more than the fun paintings ones like classic works from Monet, Van Gogh and other famous artists. I personally grew out of the fun curtain stage a few years ago and now only hang cloth ones with nice patterns and colors, but I could definitely see myself wanting to have or ending up remembering to buy the facebook shower curtain for a guest bathroom since you can have a bit more fun with those. The facebook shower curtain is also perfect for kids bathrooms.

They’ll love showing it off to their friends and they’ll probably end up actually posting about it with a picture on Facebook or sharing it on Twitter. It’s kind of funny how something that you buy as a spoof ends up on the actual thing or website as a serious post or tweet. That’s why I sort of love the social media shower curtain. It is a fun impulse buy that I think just about everyone would love. It also makes a great housewarming, apartment warming or back to school gift for college students. Click on the link or image in this post and you’ll be taken to Amazon where you can find this facebook shower curtain and even though it may say out of stock, if you look below you’ll see that there are a few new ones in stock that you are able to buy.

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April 22, 2012

Fun Mother’s Day Gag Gifts on Sale Here

Filed under: gag gifts,Non Wedding,Stupid.com — Tags: gag gifts, mother in law, mother's day gag gifts — rollerbladerdc @ 4:09 pm

Mother’s day is coming up in a couple of weeks and that is the perfect time to plan the perfect gift. You could do flowers or stuffed animals or treat mom to a nice meal, but what about surprising her this year with something fun or funny for mother’s day. Here are some of my favorite Mother’s Day themed gag gifts that you can give to your mom instead or or in addition to the normal boring, but sweet every year gifts she gets.

scrabble board picture frame

Mom’s Scrabble Picture Frame – $3.95

What I love about the scrabble board picture frame for moms is that 3×3 plus 1 is a 10 which is what your mom is on Mother’s day. The scrabble blocks spell out the word mom and the letters are in pink which is cute. The scrabble pieces picture frame is the perfect mother’s day gag gift.

maxi pad shaped note pad

Maxi Pad Sticky Notes – $9.95

If you’re looking for a really in your face gag gift for mother’s day, you have to buy her these maxi pad sticky notes. Not only do the maxi pad sticky notes have enough room and absorption to contain your entire creative flow, but your mom will laugh and be grossed out at the same time with this fun and fabulous gag gift for mother’s day.

ice cream cone shower cap

Ice Cream Shower Cap – $9.95

Even if she doesn’t use a shower cap, she’ll love this ice cream cone shaped shower cap. Not only is it funny to look at, but it’s funny for her to wear in front of her friends or if she works out at the local gym. Her and her friends will all get a laugh out of this hilarious mothers day gag gift and she’ll enjoy showing it off to her friends and probably wearing it around the house on mother’s day.

dessert shaped sponges

Dessert Sponges – $7.95

This is one of my favorite gag gifts for mothers day. They are dessert shaped sponges. Not only are desserts fun to cook and eat, but now you can clean with them as well. If mom always does the dishes, then why not make them a little more fun and remind her to have a snack after with these fun and fabulous dessert shaped sponges. They come in slices of cakes, a full cake with strawberries and a donut with pink icing and sprinkles. These dessert shaped sponges are the perfect gag gift for mother’s day and something that will help make cleaning a bit more fun.

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April 3, 2012

Ex Boyfriend Knife Holder Set. Stick a knife in him without any trouble.

Filed under: Amazon.com,gag gifts,Wedding Gift — Tags: buy ex boyfriend knife holder, ex boyfriend knife holder, man shaped knife holder — rollerbladerdc @ 7:39 pm

man shaped knife holder

This is always one of my favorite gifts to give as a wedding gift, anniversary gift or even as a gift to someone who has recently broken up with their partner or boyfriend. It is the ex boyfriend knife holder. Shaped like a man, you can slide your knives right into him and feel better about him being a jerk without getting in any trouble. Not only will you love putting away your knives every time you hear his name, but your friends and visitors to your house will love the ex boyfriend knife holder and they’ll all get a good laugh at it.

The ex boyfriend knife holder makes an excellent gift for numerous occasions. It doesn’t just have to be for anniversaries, break ups or weddings, but also for bridal showers, bachelorette party gag gifts, girls night out gifts or as a prize for a contest, the holidays if you want to give someone something funny and original or even just a thinking of you to an ex that you have a good relationship with and if they would think it’s funny. Just make sure they know it is a joke and you are not actually trying to threaten them. The ex boyfriend knife holder is an absolutely hilarious and cool gift to give to someone, but you have to make sure they have a good sense of humor as it is a bit of a statement as well. As a foodie and someone who likes to laugh, I absolutely love the ex boyfriend knife holder and it comes in red, black or silver so you have a choice of one that will match your kitchen and kitchen appliances.

The white ex boyfriend knife holder is perfect for traditional kitchens and if you have regular appliances. The silver one is great if you have stainless steel appliances and the black one is good for modern kitchens. Regardless of which color of ex boyfriend knife holder you buy, everyone will love it and get a good laugh when you have company over and guests that need to go into your kitchen.

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April 30, 2011

Penis Lollipops and Penis Shaped Candy Sale

Filed under: Bachelor and Bachelorete Party,Bachelorette.com,gag gifts — Tags: bachelorette party candy, penis shaped candy, penis shaped lollipops — rollerbladerdc @ 3:25 pm

If there is one thing that I love about Bachelorette Parties it has to be the penis lollipops and penis shaped candy. Not only is it the one time of year, besides southern decadance and mardi gras where penises become fashion accessories. Penis lollipops and penis shaped candy are not only necessities for a bachelorette party, but they are some of my favorite things to bring to them as well. It is definitely not tacky and if you give penis shaped candy as part of a gift, it makes it even better. Here are some of my favorite bachelorette party candy gifts that you can buy and bring to help get the party going even better. Click any of the links or images below and you’ll be taken to a site where you can buy these penis shaped candies and find an even larger selection of penis shaped candy and lollipops.

Dick Tarts – Penis Candies Price: 3.79Ok I absolutely love these and accidentally forgot to take them out of my bag when I was going to work. They are called Dick tarts and they are penis shaped candies that come in a bunch of flavors including mint. Not only are they fun for everyone, but they’ll shock straight guys at a bar if you run into them as well. Nothing says fun like a dick tart for your mouth when you need a candy to chew on. Just make sure you don’t accidentally give one to a co-worker like I did.	Ring Pops Price: 0.69So even though these aren’t specifically for bachelorette parties, ring pops are classic 70 calorie candies that help you to not only have something to suck on, but can be fun to play with and wear. Ring pops are definitely one of the most classic bachelorette party candies.	Peckermints Penis Shaped Breath Mints for bachelorette parties Price: 4.99How can you not love the name Peckermints? Peckermints are penis shaped breathmints so your breath don’t stink…grrllll. Whether you’ve had your mouth on a cocktail or somewhere it shouldn’t have been, peckermint penis shaped breath mints will help to cover any stank breath in a fun and fabulous way. Order these penis shaped breathmints for your favorite skanky friend or bachelorette party.
Succulent Hard Willies – Penis Hard Candies Price: 5.99If you don’t want something tart or minty, try these penis shaped hard candies. Not only are they perfect to set out in a bowl during the bachelorette party, but they are fun to suck on and eat with your friends. They are a choking hazzard……..no need for a story, so make sure you are sober when eating these hard penis shaped candies.	Candy Pecker Palz Sucker Price: 1.79 Who hasn’t dreamed of the perfect penis that could reach out and hug you? these fun penis shaped lollipops are bright, colorful and have arms that reach out to give you a big hug. These penis shaped lollipops are fun for everyone at the bachelorette party and even make fun penis shaped candies for other parties and trips with friends to the beach, gay days or anywhere else…for the most part.	Peppermint Penis candies Price: 5.49These peppermint penis shaped candies are absolutely fun for everyone. They come with 20 mints to a tin and are great to bring with you to the clubs so you can make sure the bride or groom to be doesn’t have stank breath when talking to strangers.
Dicky Charms – candy bracelet with penis shaped candies Price: 2.49This isn’t the candy bracelet from when we were kids. This candy bracelet has penis shaped candies all around it to make it an even more fun version. How many of you can say you’ve had twenty to 50 guys mouths around your….well lets not go there. The Dicky Charms candy bracelet with penis shaped candy is the perfect accessory for any bride.	Lollicock Giant Penis lollipop Price: 7.49This 13 inch long super sized penis lollipop is something that only the advanced bride to be should attempt to bring out. Talk about poking your eye out with that thing. Playing with this giant jump sized penis lollipop really can make you go blind. Eat with caution!	The not so Amazing Penis Sucker Price: 1.79So these penis lollipops always disappoint me. They are small bent and boring. The flavors are ok, but I’m a size queen so leave these little pecker lollipops to the amateurs and bring me something that works for me. If you like them small and bent, these mini penis lollipops are the ones for you.
The Giant Penis shaped Marshmallow Price: 2.99This giant penis shaped marshmallow is perfect for the women or guy who likes them a little softer. The penis shaped marshmallows come in three different colors but luckily all in the same sizes. These are some of my favorite bachelorette party candies but I also hate seeing them turned into smores…ouch!	Giant Edible Gummy Penis Price: 7.99This is one of my favorite bachelorette party penis candies. It is the giant gummy penis. The giant penis gummy candy is the perfect party gift. Not only does it taste great (strawberry) but giant gummy candy penises are fun to play with. Who doesn’t love to smack their friends with a giant gummy penis every now and then? These are perfect for gifts as well as just for fun.	After Dinner Penis Mints Price: 7.99I love these penis shaped chocolate after dinner mints. If you go out to eat and know you’re going clubbing later, why not get the party going early and asking the waiter or waitress to put them inside the check when they drop it off at the table. Everyone will get a good laugh and you’ll be able to get everyone in the mood for a fun night out. Just make sure to tip your server well!

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February 18, 2011

3 St. Patricks Day Gifts Fit For a Queen, Well Drag Queen.

Filed under: gag gifts,Stupid.com — Tags: St. Patrick's Day Gifts, Stupid Irish Gifts, stupid.com — rollerbladerdc @ 2:03 am

So I admit it, I am hooked on that Stupid Gift Shop and they now have a line of stupid Irish Gifts for St. Patrick’s Day. You can buy everything from cowboy beer holder hats to fake beer bellies and even double bottle beer bongs. These stupid irish gifts for St. Patricks Day are absolutely perfect and some are even fashionable. Here are three of my favorite stupid Irish Gifts for St. Patricks Day.

St. Patricks Day Mini Leprachaun Hat

This is the mini green leprechaun hat for St. Patricks Day. Not only can you wear it on a wig if you are a queen, but you can also use it to go 1980′s style if you are a guy and going all out for St. Patricks Day this year. This mini green St. Patricks Day top hat is absolutely one of my favorite Stupid Irish St. Patrick’s Day gifts and I think everyone who wants to make a statement should buy one.

Instant Irish Accent Spray

This is one of my favorite Irish gag Gifts. It is the instant Irish accent spray. It technically isn’t going to work, but if you’ve dranken your way through a few bottles of whiskey or bailey’s you may just think that this instant Irish accent spray actually works. Perfect for a gag gift for St. Patrick’s Day, the Instant Irish Accent Spray is great for everyone.

Green Irish Drinking Glove

This is probably one of the most practical gifts you could give for St. Patrick’s Day. It is the green irish drinking glove. Complete with finger holes and shamrock with beer stein logo. Not only can it help to keep your hands warm while holding a cold beer, but everyone will know you’re Irish when you show up wearing a green Irish Drinking Glove to your favorite St. Patricks Day Parties. The green irish drinking glove is the perfect stupid St. Patrick’s Day gift for your favorite drinker.

St. Patrick’s Day is a fun day to get to go out and celebrate being Irish, even if you’re not. You can click on any of the links or images above and you’ll be taken to one of my favorite stupid stores where you can buy these and tons of other stupid gifts for St. Patricks Day. The stupid is a joke and you’ll get it when you click on the links.

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February 12, 2011

Stupid Wedding Gifts – Stupid Kitchen Gifts

Filed under: gag gifts,Stupid.com,Wedding Gift — Tags: stupid kitchen gifts, stupid wedding gifts, stupid.com — rollerbladerdc @ 6:06 pm

When you think about Stupid Wedding Gifts, you normally think about Stupid Gifts for the Kitchen. People love to give gifts like hosuewares and gag gifts for weddings, but noone has given stupid gifts like the gifts I found below. There is a reason that I am calling them Stupid Wedding Gifts and Stupid Kitchen Gifts. They all come from a company called Stupid.com. Not only will you find hundreds of stupid wedding gifts one this site, but you’ll find the best and funniest stupid kitchen gifts that you can give to people for their weddings. Click any of the images below and you’ll find some of my favorite stupid wedding gifts. Don’t forget to mention where you found these gifts on GayWeddingGear.com when you check out so they know what Stupid site recommended these Stupid Wedding Gifts!

Skull and Bones Ice Cube Tray
Price: 6.99

These skull and crossbone ice cube trays are perfect for giving to the person you love to hate. Great for pirate parties or just if your friends are into emo, goth or punk. Skull and bones ice cube trays are a seriously fun way to serve a strong drink.

Bacon Flavored Toothpicks
Price: 3.99

I’ve already actually posted these before on this site, but I had to put them here again. Who doesn’t love that extra bit of bacon after they finish eating? These bacon flavored toothpicks are the perfect way to keep that piggy taste in your mouth.

BBQ Branding Iron
Price: 27.99

This is actually one of my favorite stupid wedding gifts. It is perfect for the couple who loves to grill. Now they can mark their meats with this personalized bbq branding iron. A bbq branding iron is perfect for everyone from Texas to well Texas or anyone else who loves to bbq.

The Disappearing Cheshire Cat Mug
Price: 13.99

The dissapearing chesire cat mug is justa cool gift for anyone who loves Alice in Wonderland. If you are not sure what else to buy for the happy couple, get them random mugs to make a set. Nothing says stupid wedding gifts quite like mismatched mugs.

Cool Shooters
Price: 12.95

I actually love these and used to have them. They are ice cube shot glasses. Not only do they keep your vodka cool, but ice cube shot glasses are great because you can throw them in your drink after you take a shot and you don’t have to worry about glass breaking.

Dog Corn Holders
Price: 3.99

These are just cheap funny things to give if you need to give something extra to the happy couple. These funny dachshund doggy corn holders are the perfect stupid kitchen gift.

Brain Jello Mold
Price: 9.99

If anyone has ever told you that your brain was much or made of jelly, you can now correct them and say Jello, thank you. This brain shaped jello mold is a great stupid wedding gift and helps to turn boring jello molds fun again. I like to put gummy spiders and other things into the mold.

Peter Petrie Egg Separator
Price: 15.99

This egg separator is the perfect stupid wedding gift for foodies or people who like gross things. It was on the Jay Leno show but it is seriously gross. A definite must have if you have health conscious friends who like egg whites.

Fetus Cookie Cutter
Price: 12.49

Not only a perfectly offensive gift, but also one that will make a statement to any chef. Perfect for kids birthday parties (ok I had to go there) baby showers (even worse) or any other inappropriate occasion, Fetus cookie cutters are the perfect gift to offend and delight your friends.

Food Play Plate
Price: 12.99

These are just fun plates that let you smear food all over the guys face. Not the best gift but lots of people like them.

Finger Food Plate Set
Price: 8.99

These finger food ring plates are the perfect thing for fun at a party. People love playing with them and wearing them and they make the perfect gag gift for a friend.

Global Warming Mug
Price: 13.49

I wish this guy would shut the hell up already. If you can stand him, get this gag gift mug and spread his word about inventing the internet, global warming or whatever he wants to claim fame for in the new year.

Pick Your Nose Cups
Price: 11.49

Ok I love these. You get 25 cups with 12 different nose options. Not only do you get a quick nose job while you drink, but people will laugh and love playing with these pick your nose cups. A seriously stupid wedding gift.

Snap Capps
Price: 4.49

I actually love these things. I’ve seen them on tv and other places and think it is an awesome idea!

Self-Twirling Spaghetti Fork
Price: 12.99

The self swirling spaghetti fork is the perfect solution for pasta lovers. Not only do you not have to worry about swirling pasta around your forks anymore, but you’ll also get a lot of laughs when you use this. Just be careful because it could cause splashing.

Henry VIII and his Vanishing Wives Mug
Price: 13.99

This is just another funny stupid wedding gift that you can give. Sort of a gruesome gift as well considering his wives are disappearing.

Sophisticated Adult Bibs
Price: 19.99

I don’t think I need to explain this one.

Be a Better Parent Tea
Price: 10.79

With gay people adopting kids now, this be a better parent tea actually applies. I prefer my tea with vodka though. Actually skip the tea.

Sons of B*tches Magnet Set
Price: 11.99

This is a funny play on words where you get magnets of suns and dogs as well. This is a cute gag gift to give to any mom with a sense of humor.

Silver Bottle Jersey
Price: 4.99

It’s nothing you haven’t seen before, except this silver bottle jersey is silver instead of those boring regular beer bottle tshirts.

Brain Ice Cubes
Price: 8.99

These brain ice cube molds give a new meaning to brain freeze. Brain ice cube molds are the perfect gift for doctors and people graduating from college.

Chrome Jesus Salt or Pepper Grinder
Price: 27.99

These are great gag gifts or real gifts for the Jesus lovers that we all love and hate. If they never stop about Jesus then give them some jesus at the dinner table with these jesus salt shakers and jesus pepper grinders.

Fridge Patrol Alarm
Price: 19.99

This is always funny. When you open the fridge the fridge cop comes on and not only shines his light on you, but he also yells at you. Perfect to help keep your diet under control and to stop late night snacking and sleep eating.

Great Mustaches Mug
Price: 14.99

Just another random mug for a stupid wedding gift.

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February 5, 2011

Single For Valentine’s Try These Better Than Boyfriend Products.

Filed under: gag gifts,Stupid.com — Tags: stupid.com, valentine's day gifts, valentine's day gifts for single people — rollerbladerdc @ 3:20 am

So with valentine’s day around the corner I wanted to share something fun for the people without boyfriends or dates. These are the better than boyfriend Valentine’s day gifts for yourself or your friends. I found them on one of my favorite gag gift shops and know that you are absolutely going to love these. Not only are they perfect for friends, but I think most of us would want to own these fabulous valentine’s day gifts for single people and better than boyfriend products. Click any of the images below or on the text links and you’ll be taken to one of my favorite gag gifts stores where you can buy these Valentine’s Day Gifts for single people and gay guys.

better than a boyfriend soap

better than boyfriend soap

These bars of better than a boyfriend soap are the perfect soaps to wash the thought of a man away from your holiday. It’s sort of like Glenn Close singing “Wash that man right out of my hair” from South Pacific, except with a bar of better than a boyfriend soap. The soap is white tea and rose hip scented and absolutely fabulous. It is also made of pure vegetable oils. If you want to know why this is better than a boyfriend soap, think about it. It doesn’t smell, it is nice to rub all over yourself after a club and it helps you feel clean instead of something that always makes everything dirty. I love better than a boyfriend soap and think that you will to. If better than a boyfriend soap isn’t for you, try this next valentine’s day gift for single gay men and women.

Instant Adoring Boyfriend DVD

This is probably the best gift if you want to make a man or woman feel alone and then fabulous on Valentine’s Day. The Instant Adoring Boyfriend DVD is a dvd of a really hot guy who just compliments you, lets you watch him workout and then compliments you again. Not only will it feel like you have a loving perfect boyfriend, but you can turn him on and off when you want to. If he’s talking to much you can turn down the volume and if you need a compliment, he’s right there. What’s also nice is that you can also sit down and eat popcorn while he works out. It’s the perfect relationship. The Instant Adoring Boyfriend DVD is the perfect gift for the lonely lady or single gay guy on Valentine’s day.

heart shaped tissue box

So if you really don’t like someone and they are alone for Valentine’s Day, this is the perfect thing to give them. Its a heart shaped box of tissues so as they sit back and watch you go out with your loved ones, they’ll sit at home crying with their heart shaped box of tissues. If you really want to rub it in you can call to make sure they are ok and make sure you mention how romantic your partner is being and how in love you are. There is nothing worse than being the only single one out of all of your friends on Valentine’s day and also having friends that love to rub it in. If someone buys you these heart shaped tissue boxes then you should probably buy them some laxatives before they go on their date. Hey, fair is fair and these heart shaped tissue boxes are the ultimate insult for valentine’s day.

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