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November 16, 2012

Make your farts smell like roses, well strawberries & vanilla

Filed under: Bachelor and Bachelorete Party,honeymoon,shopinprivate.com — Tags: butt pirate anal douches, douches, shopinprivate.com — rollerbladerdc @ 1:36 am

strawberry scented anal douche

I saw this product at one of the vendors we have promoted for a long time. It’s a vanilla or strawberry scented anal douche. Prepping for a night of fun with your partner can be kind of boring and at the same time not that fun. Anything to add a fun twist, or if you want to make sure he knows everything is tidy down below, you may want to try this new product called Butt Pirate scented and flavored anal douches.

What I love about Butt Pirate anal douches is that they aren’t just vegan friendly, because everyone knows that butts aren’t meat…or kosher?, is that if your partner likes the scent of strawberries or vanilla, it gives him or her an extra reason to visit the poop-less deck and go down below. (Sorry, I love puns and getting to use them when I can.) For years women were the ones who got to enjoy all of the fun scents and brands of things to freshen their women things, and now gay men and anyone else who enjoys anal gets to have the same type of products.

Whether you are punching a hole in the donut and wish you had strawberry icing or vanilla cream filling (ok I’ll stop) (I probably shouldn’t drink wine before I blog), you and your partner will enjoy a fun and fresh time with a properly smelling and clean time. You’ll also finally be able to answer a question to smart “asses” when they say “don’t look at me like your farts don’t stink” or “what, and your farts smell like roses?”, now you can say no, they smell like strawberries or vanilla. One thing I was sort of sad about when I found out about Butt Pirate scented anal douches is that they used to produce a chocolate scent and flavored douche.

Although that sounds gross, I love chocolate. There isn’t anything tempting or fun about thinking about chocolate and being down there, but if you can get over the image and thought of it, it actually could make prepping or foreplay a bit more fun. Think about it, you could have vanilla one night and when you want more attention, let him smell chocolate. It’s kind of hard to get over the thought of a chocolate smelling butt, but at the same time, it is probably one of the best smells and something that could make it more fun to prep your partner for a fun night. If you’ve tried or like Butt Pirate scented douches, feel free to leave a comment below.

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January 27, 2011

Sexy Romantic Valentines Ideas With Food In Bed.

Filed under: EdenFantasies.com,FlirtyAprons.com,food,For Newlyweds,honeymoon,honeymoon supplies,Romance — Tags: food, honeymoon, Romance, romantic gifts, valentines day — rollerbladerdc @ 1:39 pm

Sexy Romantic Valentines Ideas With Food In Bed.

If you’ve been following this blog then you know I am a complete foodie and love to have everything food. One thing that I always love as well is to be able to incorporate food into my Valentine’s Days and Nights for my partner. Of course we do the stereotypical dinner out, if its his year, or I cook an awesome meal in if its my year, but one thing that always gets him going is in the bedroom when it comes time for Valentines Night. The one thing that I always have or do is bring food into it and make it romantic. Some years I use candles and candle wax, others blindfolds, but this year it is all about taste and hot and cold. (He doesn’t know about this blog which is why I am sharing). Here is what we are doing this year to have a Sexy, Romantic Valentines Day with Food and in the Bedroom. (Don’t worry, I’m not going into details, just sharing some ideas of the things we’ll be using and you may want to use.)

Red Women's Aprong for Valentines Day

The first thing to do for Valentines is to figure out how to present yourself. Since this year is going to be about food and taste in the bedroom, I am going to wear nothing but an apron. If you’re female or male, the apron shop that you may want to look at is Flirty Aprons. I have a link to my favorite red sassy apron on the image to the left which is probably one of their best selling womens aprons for valentines day. They also carry Men’s aprons for valentines day which is what I’ll be wearing. I’ll then show up to the bedroom where my partner will be waiting wearing either nothing, or possibly candy underpants or edible underpants, but we’ll get to those later and I’ll give you a link to where you can buy candy underpants, candy necklace bras and everything else including candy pasties.

When I show up to the room I am going to be carrying a tray filled with Fresh whipped whip cream, you can use store bought, strawberries that have the tops cut off so they have a flat surface, chocolate body paint and a few mixed berries for extra flavors. Not to get to into details but a few ways to use these are to line them down your partners body from their chest to their lower parts and rotate between strawberry and whipped cream. You can then eat your way down or also pick them up with your mouth and feed them to your partner.

The next thing that will be predone before hand is under the apron I’ll have used the chocolate body paint on certain areas that I think my partner should need to clean off. This is a romantic way to ensure that your partner knows exactly which areas to focus on so that both of you can have a fun valentines day. You can also use the chocolate body paint to paint your partner and make usual fun a bit more fun by adding a delicious chocolate to the bedroom.

Before I get into to many more details, this is a PG rated blog, here are some pictures of products you may want to buy to have a Fun, Sexy and Romantic Valentine’s Day with Food and Food in the bedroom. Click on any of the images below to be taken to a website where you can buy candy necklace panties, candy underwear, candy necklace bras, candy necklace and candy edible pasties as well as edible underwear, chocolate body paints, glow in the dark body paints and lot more.

candy necklace bra and candy necklace underwear

Heart Shaped Candy Necklace Panties

Men's Edible Underwear

Heart Shaped Ice Cube Trays

Chocolate Body Paint

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September 18, 2010

Preparing for Passion on your Honeymoon. Things to remember.

Filed under: honeymoon,honeymoon supplies — Tags: colt enemas, colt shower shot enema, gay honeymoon sex, honeymoon night sex, how to prepare for a gay honeymoon, preparing for your honeymoon — rollerbladerdc @ 5:26 pm

So one of the most common gay honeymoon questions I get from readers and visitors is about how to make the honeymoon night go off without a hitch. Everything from when to put on your sexy clothing to how to excuse yourself so you can clean out for a passionate night with your new Husband or Wife if you are a lesbian and into that. So although this is not going to be the most fabulous post, it is one that many of you have written in about so I am going to share my opinions and some places and things that I have personally shopped for or used.

The thing is that when you are getting ready for your honeymoon or even for a night out and you know that you are planning on doing the deed, you also have to prepare for it. Unfortunately on your honeymoon you may not have time to dig through a suitcase to find your outfits or even to take the 20 minutes to flush yourself out before you get ready for sex. It is also seriously not attractive to say, “Hey baby, give me 20 minutes to freshen up” when you are already in bed and starting to go at it or have just finished dinner because you are ready to go and the mood should be just perfect. The worse part is that if you decide it is time to clean out and your partner is laying there, those twenty minutes become distracting and if you also have to find your underwear or set the mood, 20 minutes could turn into 2 hours and at that point, the passion has somewhat gone. So what can you do to make your honeymoon night run a bit smoother? Here are my top tips and ways to make your honeymoon run a lot smoother.

Put your man or woman to work!

If you need time to clean out or freshen up, there is no better way to gain those extra 5 minutes than asking your partner to open a bottle of wine, but before hand you need to hide the opener in the room somewhere so they have to spend a couple minutes looking. You can also set out some candles but pick a scent you like and that your partner likes so that they spend an extra minute smelling them. If you are at a hotel though, you may want to keep the candles away from your spouse and while you are out having dinner ask them to come in and spread the rose petals over your bed and light the candles so that you can walk into the room and have it ready for romance….just remember to tell the hotel staff not to leave a bottle opener or to unhide it. Making your partner wait for the bottle opener to be delivered is also a great short time waster.

Pack your honeymoon night clothing in a separate bag and store it in the bathroom.

If you have bought a sexy outfit or have a sexy pair of underwear or costume to wear for your honeymoon night, you don’t want to have to dig through your suitcase to find it and you certainly do not want your partner to find it either. What I recommend is that you hide your toys and outfit in a plastic bag before you pack your suitcase and then when you get to your hotel or wherever your honeymoon is, unpack the plastic bag and hide it somewhere in the bathroom so that when you go in to get ready for your partner, you have everything you need right there and you don’t have to dig through your suitcase or go to the room safe. Have everything you need right there so that when your partner is finding the bottle opener, you can be changing into your honeymoon lingerie or boxers and getting your toys ready. It saves time and keeps you in the mood.

Cleaning out for anal!

Colt Shower Shot Enema

Ok here we go. How to be able to be clean for your partner while also not killing the mood. One thing that you have to remember is to clean yourself out before you have your first time with your new husband or wife as a married couple. No one wants a mess and nothing is worse than not being clean when you are in the middle of making love. The problem is that you also don’t want to kill the mood by having to take twenty minutes to clean out because that also kills the mood. So what can you do and what can you use to ensure a clean and fabulous night of sex? Before dinner, excuse yourself to take a shower.

When you go into the bathroom to shower, bring your plastic bag with your outfit and toys and your enema kit. I do have to say that although something like a fleet enema or one of the big rubber ball enemas is normally ok for regular sex, this is your honeymoon and you want to not only be able to not have to make him work it in, but you also want to be as clean and fresh for as long as possible. Fleet and regular ball enemas just do not do this…at least for me. What I prefer is the Colt Shower Shot. I actually have one and use it when I know I have to be clean for a long period of time. The picture of mine is to the left. Not only does the colt shower shot enema last for a long time and clean the heck out of you, but it also feels amazing…actually sometimes better than sex. The cols shower shot enema has tiny holes all over so when you hook it up to your shower it sprays water in every direction and washes everything out almost instantly….not to mention it feels absolutely amazing and doesn’t hurt at all to get in. I have never needed lube or to loosen up before using my Colt Shower Shot enema and always highly recommend it. If you plan on starting your romance right after dinner and drinks, use the colt shower shot enema before you go out to dinner when you are “taking a shower and getting ready” and then after dinner since it takes a while for food to go through your body and because the colt shower shot enema cleans so well, you probably won’t have to worry about a thing for the rest of the night. This is above and beyond one of my favorite things ever when it comes to sex and one of the best cleaning tools I have ever seen or used.

If you do these three things, your honeymoon night passions and sex should begin to go much more smoothly and you won’t have to worry as much about any nasty surprises coming out when you are ready for the finale. Your honeymoon is supposed to be one of the most romantic nights of your lives together and one that you want to have go off without a hitch. If you prepare ahead of time and plan out how to get everything done, you shouldn’t have to worry about anything going wrong on your honeymoon night within the bedroom. If you have any other tips and tricks or ideas on how to make your honeymoon night go off smoother, please feel free to share them by leaving a comment below. If you found this article useful then please feel free to tweet it out to your friends by clicking on the green tweet or retweet button at the top of the post.

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April 30, 2010

Honeymoons in Gay New York City

Filed under: gay travel,honeymoon — Tags: Gay Honeymoon, Gay New York City, gay travel — rollerbladerdc @ 1:58 am

central park

Not only do I love to go to NYC, but NYC is absolutely one of the perfect places to go for a honeymoon vacation or to celebrate your engagement with all of your groomsmen, especially if you are a gay male couple getting married and an even better place to give them their fabulous cocktail or diva oriented groomsmen gifts.

Gay New York City is just absolutely amazing. There is no other city like it no matter where you go. You can take breathtaking views from Penthouses at the Plaza Hotel on Central Park. Here are a couple of pictures that I took from our Penthouse vacation there last year. My view of Central Park was absolutely incomparable and if the elevators weren’t enough with their insane design and elegance, the furniture in our $2,500 per night, two story with roof top patio suite at the Plaza New York City the furniture, the butler service and everything else makes you feel absolutely like royalty staying there. I especially loved the detachable call button and lcd control screen for everything from the TV to the lights, the AC and all services from the Hotel. That thing came in handy after a night out at The Ritz, Splash and Therapy.

Not only is Gay New York amazing because of the class, the hotels and the overall city, but it is also the home of Broadway and Broadway Musicals. How perfect is your first day or

Plaza Penthouse Elevators

weekend as a married couple than looking over Central Park, going to an amazing lunch after a stroll through Central Park and then off to a perfect dinner at one of the worlds best restaurants and then to a world class show. Then you have a couple drinks and head back to the penthouse suite to find champagne and chocolate and roses and your new Husband or Wife waiting waiting for you. I love New York City and if you don’t want to do it with your friends to party, you can always do it for romance with your new husband and enjoy your gay honeymoon with your new husband and celebrate your gay marriage there with the one you love.

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April 8, 2010

Gay Malmo Sweden, Lesbians You’ll Love This!

Filed under: gay travel,honeymoon — Tags: Gay Honeymoons, Gay Malmo Sweden, gay travel — rollerbladerdc @ 9:50 pm

So I’m in Malmo Sweden for a work thing and unfortunately got Food Poisening while I was in London earlier this week. However, even with food poisoning I could not let you all down without at least one review and since london is simply going to take at least a cocktail or ten and a million hours writing about how fabulous it was and how I am completely ready to move there, I figured I would write about Malmo and post the pictures when I get back to the US.

So Gay Malmo Sweden.

Gay Malmo Sweden is an absolutely amazing city. Not only is it the third largest city in Sweden, but it also boasts gay marriage, gay friendly establishments and it seems like everyone here, regardless of religion loves the gays. They are all happy to help you find gay bars, no one looks at you funny if you are holding another man or woman’s hand and best yet, they don’t think twice about helping you find some gay nightlife in Malmo Sweden.

So here is my rundown of what to do in Gay Malmo Sweden.

Gay Friendly Hotels in Sweden:

The Mayfair Hotel formerly known as Tunnel or Tunnelen. (I know, I completely thought of Tunnel in NYC too and knew it had to be fabulous).

The Mayfair hotel in Malmo Sweden is absolutely fabulous. Not only is the hottest, most popular and trendy gay bar in the entire city pretty much next to it (Wonk), but when I asked the front desk lady for directions to a Gay Bar Malmo Sweden, she told me to head to my room if I wanted. When I was walking up the spiral staircase I saw her jump online and not only did she start Googling to find gay bars in Malmo Sweden, but she printed them out, made recommendations for gay men, lesbians and mixed crowds but also pre arranged can service to and from the hotel and thanked me because she had never been asked before and enjoyed the challenge. It was amazing. She even looked up what events were happening tonight and tomorrow night and said if I stayed one more I could get to attend a huge party. Just like the rest of the staff at the Mayfair hotel, they really go out of their way for their guests.

So onto the details of the Mayfair Hotel in Malmo Sweden.

Not only is the Mayfair Hotel in Malmo Sweden a Gay Friendly Hotel, it was built in the 1300′s for storing product for merchants….drag queens get medieval hair salon out of your heads…the only weave around back then was a scalped head and unless you are going to a blood ball that is just nasty. Now it is the breakfast lounge and a restaurant called TBone. The rooms at first look like tiny apartments with antique furniture, but when you lay on the bed and feel the amazing mattress pads as well as watch your bang an olfson tv, you will be in luxury. The stone countertops in the bathroom are stunning as well. Heck, Jill Zaran from the real housewives of New York City on Bravo even stayed here, her autographed picture is on the wall in the hallway on the second floor.

This hotel has over 700 years of history which is even quotes on their in room stationary that is complimentary (at least was for me) and ask you walk the hallways of this amazing building you will think you are in a private collection or a museum. The Mayfair Hotel is 100% gay friendly from the piano bar to the staff to the guests and everything around. I completely give it a 4 out of 5 stars.

Gay Bars Malmo Sweden.

The Gay Bars in Malmo Sweden are nothing short of fabulous…lesbian fabulous. Unfortunately for me everywhere I went it was gorgeous Swede after gorgeous Swede. When I finally made it to my first gay bar I saw a couple tables of hot Swedish Men, not a person here is even remotely ugly….it is seriously scary, and then more and more people started to arrive. Unfortunately they were all lesbians…hot ones from lipstick to bull dyke but still Lesbians. This carried true through the entire night so Lesbians, if you love your gorgeous Swedish Fish, and not the candy, then Gay Malmo Sweden is the place for you.

Balthazar

Balthazar nightclub and bar has or hosts a gay night called Dream Factory. I can’t remember the Swedish word for it. It features loungy house music but not blaring, a raver styled bar tender staff and cliquey people who are sort of stuck up. Not at all like the rest of the Swedes. The drinks run about $10 to $12 US and are made around medium to fairly strong depending on your tolerance but the beer is cheap. Again catering to the lesbians. They also feature a wide selection of shots including one called death which is a layered drink with tequila on top and Kahlua or Baily’s Irish Cream on the bottom. The bar was ok, small and cramped, the people were cliquey but also college aged so you’d expect it but the bar staff was amazing and really friendly and the DJ did a nice job. I give it a 3 for 5.

Wonk Gay Bar Malmo Sweden

Wonk recently moved to right by the Mayfair Hotel. Not only is it named after the drag queen that owns it, but the drag queen who owns it is credited to have create and really brought gay life and gay politics to Sweden. It is above and beyond a local favorite and even the straight people love it. Drag Queens get in free I believe and you will love having fun, dancing and getting drunk off of their amazing mix of cocktails and hot Swedes everywhere. Wonk is the nightlife of Malmo Sweden so if you don’t like it then go to Copenhagen Denmark…..seriously go to Copenhagen Denmark,,,it is fabulous and they have a gay bar that has been an openly gay bar for around 90 years! But if you want to stay and part in Gay Malmo Sweden at Malmo Sweden’s Best Gay Bar, Wonk is the gay bar to go to.

Tomboy.

Lesbian bar. I don’t think I need to go into detail. Lots of lesbians, all hot, all Swedish. Have fun ladies.

Malmo Sweden is probably one of the most gay friendly cities I have ever seen. They love the gays, love the gay people and love having us around. If you have never been or never heard of it and are going to go to Europe or Northern Europe it is worth a stop. It has been around for hundreds of years, is very open minded and you will fall in love with the city just as much as I did.

I will definitely be back if I ever get the chance to come here. Malmo Sweden gets a 3 out of 5 stars from me. The reason it didn’t get 4 or 5 out of 5 is because it is a bit smaller than I like (250,000 people) and because since everyone is gorgeous I felt a bit out of place. Sure it is American insecurity but it really does matter to me. Then again I had an amazing time so in reality, if I ever wanted a place to go to to relax and have fun and not be around anyone I know, Malmo is the place I would go. It gets a 5 out of 5 where cities that I love like London, Rome, Toronto only get a 4. Malmo is amazing and a must for any gay traveler. Definitely check out Gay Malmo Sweden if you are planning your gay European vacation.

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March 28, 2010

Cork DC – Cork DC Wine Bars Reviewed

Filed under: gay travel,honeymoon,wine — Tags: cork dc, cork wine bar, wine bars dc — rollerbladerdc @ 12:14 pm

Now if you remember Washington DC about 10 years ago, 14th Street and Logan Circle were in the ghetto. Not only was it a dangerous area, but it was dilapidated and completely disgusting to walk through. It is amazing what a few years can do to an area.

Now apartments in Logan Circle range from the 1,300 per month to 3,000 per month and the nightlife of Logan Circle is booming for both straight people and gays. There are thriving restaraunts, nice grocery stores like wholefoods and fun pubs like Stoney’s, Logan Tavern and Commissionary with great bar food and nightlife. We even have Halo (which renamed itself to another name recently even though I still hate it there) which is DCs only completel dedicated Gay Lounge (You could argue 30 degrees lounge, etc… but I still consider that part of Cobalt). Anyways, with the springing up of new restaraunts and trendy places to eat and things to do in Logan circle popped up a wine bar named Cork DC.

I went to Cork DC (Cork Wine Bar DC) the other day with my friend for his birthday and I have to say that I was thoroughly impressed. The overall experience was absolutely fantastic, but there were a few issues I had with Cork DC and their Staff. Lets start with the bad and end with the good.

Cork DC Address

1720 14th Street NW

Washington, DC 20009

202.365.CORK

I walked in and I was a bit earlier than my friend. When I came in I was ignored by the (what I want to say is b*tch) greeter at the door with reservations. I stood there for 5 minutes staring before she even said can I help you. After being ignored, even after asking a question I said screw it and walked up to the bar. Sorry but she was a real b*tch. When I went to ask if we could get a table she gave us an attitude as well and instead of saying something friendly or even a hello, she said “Are you eating” not are you going to be having dinner, will you be ordering food, something polite, not “Are you eating?” and when we said no we were just having wine she told us no. She also said tables are for guests eating sit at the bar. She should have said “I’m sorry but the tables are reserved for guests who are having dinner with us, however you are more than welcome to enjoy your wine at the bar where we have appetizers (Always push an upsell or crossell) and a full selection of (ramble on for a second and smile). The apologize and let the guests go back to the bar. Cork had very poor service when it comes to their greeters and I highly encourage you all to complain if you end up getting that same rude b*tch at the front door of Cork Wine Bar DC. Anyways, that was the majority of the bad with Cork Wine Bar in Washington DC.

Now for the good with Cork Wine Bar in Washington DC.

The wine selection was absolutely fabulous. Their wine menu was broken down by whites, then roses, then reds. It also then sorts by which country the wine came from. I wish they took it a step further and went by the sugar scale or region or varietal but hey, not everyone can be that OCD. =0). I stuck with the White Wines at Cork and after I realized I had about 4 glasses I thought that I should have done a flight (a three glass wine pairing that they set up across a piece of paper for you to have 3 smaller sized glasses of which ever wine color or varietal you choose). Although the flight wouldn’t have been as satisfying as the full 4 glasses I had, maybe it would have helped me and my friends walk out of their a bit easier.

The bar tender was absolutely amazing. not only did he joke with us, but he helped us find the perfect pairings for our tastes, describe each wine thoroughly and when we would ask for a particular kind that was on the menu and they were out of it, he knew a great substitute for it. The bar staff at Cork Wine Bar DC is absolutely wonderful.

Not only did the Bar Staff at Cork DC know the entire selection and menu by heart and by number, they also were smart, could learn people’s pallets very fast and make perfect recommendations, but they also knew how to joke, have fun and really upsell and cross sell the menu. Heck they got me to pay for these horrible home marinated olives. To be fair though the olives looked amazing, but unfortunately their marinade took all the flavor out and they just tasted like olives soaked in olive oil. No spice, seasoning, flavor etc… Even the Kalamata Olives were bland which is very rare considering kalamata olives are normally extremely potent.

Overall I would give Cork DC 4 out of 5 Stars but only because of the wine selection and the very friendly and knowledgeable bar staff. The food gets a 1 out of 5 stars based on the olives and reactions I saw from other people eating. No one was like wow on their first bite and no one I talked to really went crazy over the food. I wish I could give a zero out of five stars but unfortunately one is the lowest number based on the front door staff.

Cork is a very fun and friendly atmosphere (Once you get past the b*tch at the door) and perfect for an anniversary, if you need something to do before dinner. For a cocktail party or social networking event or even just for a girls night out with your friends. It is gay friendly and straight friendly and a perfect evening out. I will definitely be back to Cork Wine Bar DC and if the horrible b*tch greeter is there, I’ll definitely complain this time. Cork DC is a must if you like Wine Bars and are in Washington DC.

Cork Wine Bar is located at:

Cork DC Address

1720 14th Street NW

Washington, DC 20009

202.365.CORK

Here are a couple pictures of the wine bar.

Cork DC

Cork Wine Bar DC

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August 17, 2009

Game over for the Groom Grooms Pajama Bottoms for Men

Filed under: Bachelor and Bachelorete Party,clothing and Lingerie,Groom and Groomsman,honeymoon,Mens — Tags: Bachelor and Bachelorete Party, bachelor party, bachelorette party, clothing, clothing and Lingerie — rollerbladerdc @ 11:11 pm

Ok I saw these and had to share them with you. It doesn’t matter if you are straight or gay lesbian or homo,,,, these mens pajama bottoms for grooms are just too much to pass up and since pajama bottoms really can be worn by both men and women they fit whomever the groom is perfectly, or even the bride who wants to stake her claim and let her husbands friends know that the game is over and he has been hooked so lay off guys and ladies out there, your chance is over because this man is spoken for.

These mens pajama bottoms for grooms completely cuts to the chase in a funny way to let him know that its your turn to be the focus and your marriage is number one, not the party so in order to show off your winnings, buy your man these pajama bottoms and let him know the game is over. These are a funny gag gift that also lets him know it is time to settle down and have fun with his wife. These also make great gifts for bachelor and bachelorette parties as the bride will be excited when she gets these pajama bottoms to hand to her groom and the grooms friends will completely give him a hard time over the pajama bottoms in a fun way and you’ll be the life of the party by coming up with the perfect gift for the party….well this and the fat woman blow up doll or portable stripper pole are the sure fire winning combination of a gift for any party for the groom and bride. Anyways, here are the pajama bottoms that started this whole rant and they are a serious must have.

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August 2, 2009

Plus Sized Wedding Lingerie For Women – Hips and Curves Lingerie

Filed under: clothing and Lingerie,Groom and Groomsman,honeymoon — Tags: clothing, clothing and Lingerie, fat wedding, honeymoon, honeymoon supplies, lingerie — rollerbladerdc @ 6:28 pm

So I really focus to much on wedding gifts and wedding favors, and I always forget someone who helps us all come out of the closet (Mainly Gay Men) and the lovely sized Lesbians, so I decided to make this post for your girls. The Fag Hag and the Plus Sized Lady, this can also be for cross dressers since the lingerie is plus sized. Now, before you flip out about anything in this post, some of the pictures of the plus sized models show some but cheeks, but then again, if you are a fan of the ultimate fag hag Margaret Cho, you’ll remember that gay men are also the Ass Master! . Soo anyways, onto plus sized lingerie for weddings.

So this is my thank you to the plus sized fag hag having the fat wedding or the plus sized Lesbian who wants to look sexy for her lover on her honeymoon. I picked out a few favorite styles from Hips and Curves which caters to plus sized women and is very gay friendly so if you are a cross dresser, this store will also cater to you and help you find the correct size of plus size lingerie for you as well.

Now if you don’t find the correct style for you in this post, you can always check hips and curves for even more styles of plus size wedding lingerie for women and some for men. Check the site for more and I am sure you will find the perfect plus size lingerie for your wedding day and honeymoon night.

Strapless Pink and White Vintage Plus Size Tapestry Corset – $ 73.50
Are you in or out? (Hahahaha loaded question right?) This strapless plus size corset not only looks vintage wild west, but also looks phenomenal as outer-wear with your favorite pair of jeans, or in the bedroom topped off with a chiffon robe, a pair of thigh high stockings and a your favorite pair of marabou pumps or even some sexy boots. The light boning and lace up back on this gorgeous plus size corset will make full figures look even more amazing! Gogeous and elegant tapestry satin flower jacquard is set off with a contrasting Venitian trim, boning, hook and eye front and a waist slimming lace-up back. This corset comes complete with a set of removable garters and a matching G-string to complete the look for your wedding night.

Red Hot Saloon Girl – $ 79.95
The Wild West just got wilder! (OK I am definitely focusing on the wild west today for some reason…maybe it’s time to visit Texas for vacation or something). Next time your Midnight Cowboy moseys into town, of course there is only one trough to drink from in that town, you’ll be ruffled and ready and all decked in this fabulous western inspired red plus size saloon girl gear. This bawdy bar-girl costume puts you in the ravishing role of sultry saloon server… and him in the mood for all sorts of things. (Is that a gun in his pocket or is he just glad to see you?)This four piece set includes a corset top with satin lace up front and solid Spandex back; a satin and lace ruffled skirt with cascading ruffles in back; and playful little extras including a saucy leg garter and feathers for your hair. Lace ruffle petticoat, opera length stretch gloves and lace-top stay up fishnets sold separately.

Southern Belle – $ 64.95
Southern Belles are the essence of feminine mystique and charm. If you don’t mind giving up the white wedding lingerie thing, then you have to try this pink lingerie get up. Just look at how fabulous this gorgeous pink plus size lingerie looks. Whether you are a proper lady entertaining in the parlor, or a sizzling Southern Belle burning up the boudoir, you are bound to be having a good time in this old fashioned fantasy lingerie – made exclusively in plus sizes for Hips and Curves! Y’all know what they say about Southern Hospitality… This set includes lace up corset and white ruffled bloomers. The Southern drawl is up to you, Sugah. This outfit is shown with a Cinderella Petticoat, which can be worn as a full petticoat or a train if you tuck in into the back of the bloomers. Perfect for your wedding night right? The top is meant to have a snug fit, so if you are full-busted you may want to order one size up. The bloomers that go beneath your corset are a fuller cut and fit looser, like true bloomers from those good ole days – except we show a

Romantic Lace Tricot Gown – $ 64.95
For the truly romantic, this graceful long plus size gown with a stretch lace bodice molds and shapes your figure and offers uplifting support with hidden shoulder straps. The gown shown in the picture is white so if you are set on your white wedding and wedding wear and being comfortable without any restricting and painful boning, this is probably a perfect sexy plus size lingerie night gown for you. This plus size gown is also available in black, plum, and white. Robe sold separately.

Stretch Mesh and Charmeuse Bustier – $ 50.95
OK, All I have to say is wow. This bustier set is absolutely perfect. Look how it shapes your figure and works with your curves to make you even more vulumptuous and sexy for your wedding night. Shirred front, cascading streamers and rhinestones give this plus size charmeuse bustier a festive look and feel. Charmeuse bustier has padded foam bodice, floral lace trim with rhinestones, removable adjustable straps and garters, hook and eye back closure and cascading streamers. Comes with matching G-string.

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June 6, 2009

Honeymoon at the beach and vacation neccesities

Filed under: bride,honeymoon — Tags: bride, honeymoon, honeymoon supplies — rollerbladerdc @ 8:30 pm

So I came across these and thought they are absolutely fabulous. I was a little shocked at first when I was looking through my wedding catalogs and products for a couple I know that is getting married and saw a bikini… I was like huh? Why would there be a bikini in a wedding catalog. I was a bit confused by it so when I read about the bikini it became clear,,,the bikini is decorated with swarovski crystals and the swarovski crystals spell out a few messages. This put it all into perspective on why you would find a bikini in a wedding catalog. Anyways, thankfully I hope noone gets married in a bikini if it is not couture, and you are not scuba diving, at a natural healing hot spring in Japan, or ruining your big day by having it on a water slide or in a pool, please tell me you are not going to ruin your big day at a waterpark….then again, if that is your thing, then do what you need to do.

So anyways, here is why I am writing this post. When looking at the bikini I was thinking, do people know what to bring on their honeymoon vacation? Well besides sex toys and things to arouse each other. Now, just in case you cannot think of anything else, I’d like to recommend some things that are perfect to bring along on your beach honeymoon or wedding with water. (Don’t worry, I am starting with the Bikini.) Also, just so you know, if you would like to purchase any of these products, just click the link and you will be taken to a vendor site where you can purchase them.

SWAROVSKI CRYSTAL STRING BIKINI (turquoise, raspberry, white or black) – $ 99.00 (I know I can hardly believe how cheap this is!)
This is one of the best selling string bikini bathing suits out there for the wedding industry and is not only available in turquoise, but also in raspberry. Embellished with clear Swarovski crystals. Choose from Just Married, I Do, The Mrs., or Bride.

We use only the finest, most brilliant Swarovski crystals. The crystals will last the lifetime of your swimwear.My personal preference in this line is The Mrs. bikini. I just think it is seriously fun and also have more recommendations in this post for The Mrs. products.

PLEASE ORDER CAREFULLY SINCE THIS ITEM IS A FINAL SALE DUE TO HYGENIC REASONS.

SWAROVSKI CRYSTAL FLIP FLOP SANDALS – $ 95.00
So here is the thing, you bought the crystal bikini, so why not buy the matching flip flops to wear down to the beach, sauna, jacuzzi, etc… Every pair of these fabulous Bridal Flip Flop Sandals is created with over 400 genuine Swarovski Crystals.
Swarovski is the world famous and well known luxury brand name of precision cut lead crystal glass from Austria. Each crystal is cut perfectly to allow maximum light refraction of each crystal and really make your sandals sparkle.

Products that are labeled with this brand guarantee the originality of Swarovski Crystals.

By clicking the link on this site, you will be able to choose from 3 sandal colors: white or black flip flops with clear crystals or brown flip flops with peach colored crystals.

Size 5/6, 7/8, 9/10. Each pair comes packaged in a lovely ivory colored organza bag.

PLEASE ORDER CAREFULLY since this product is non-refundable for hygenic reasons.

JUST MARRIED BIKINI SWIM WEAR – $ 90.00
Surprise your new Mr. on the honeymoon with one of these hot new bikinis. These fashionable swimsuits are a blast to wear on your honeymoon.

The bridal swimwear comes in 2 styles: string bikini or halter.
Available with Just Married Arial Font $90, Just Married Script $110, or Custom names with Miss ______ or Mrs. _______ in script for $140.

String Bikini: comes with a lined triangle top that ties behind the neck. Top comes with removable padding. The lined bottoms have string tie sides that adjust to fit all shapes and sizes.

Halter Top and Low Rise Bottoms: The halter top connects behind the neck and around the back with a hook closure. Top comes with removable padding. The bottoms are tie on the side and are low-rise for a smooth and flattering look.

A plain extra bottom is available for $30.

Available in Small, Medium, Large or X-Large.Please allow 5-10 business days to process your bikini. Please allow an additional 5 business days for shipping time.

There are no exchanges or returns allowed on swimwear. Please order carefully.

DOUBLE BEADED PANTS – $ 59.00
Comfy drawstring pants….choose from
white pants with BRIDE TO BE sparkle in blue & clear rhinestones or
black pants with MRS. in clear and hot pink rhinestones. Fleece pants with lots of bling…in fact it’s double beaded for extra sparkle. Ok this is seriously ghetto but absolutely perfect for the wife to lay around in in the morning, while having breakfast on the patio or balcony after a night of you know what with the husband, and btw (when I say wife I also consider men or drag queens the wives if that is how they see themselves or are more feminine,,,,kind of like Nathan Lane in The Birdcage,,,there is nothing wrong with it and I do not mean it to be insulting,,,,hell I consider myself the wife in most of the relationships that I have been in,,,or even just to sip champagne in while you are waiting to get ready for dinner. They are also a great way to cover up while you walk through your hotel or house to get to the beach.

You know how I feel about spas and robes so no questions asked on why I always throw one in when I get the chance too….especially when it is a fabulous spa robe and says Mrs. on it. How perfect is that if you have a huge jacuzzi and are filling it while waiting for your honeymoon night to begin.

MRS. SPA BATH WRAP & EYE MASK – white – $ 59.00
A perfect shower gift for the new Mrs. this luxurious terry cloth spa bath wrap comes with a matching eye mask too. “Mrs” is embroidered in black thread. Comes gift boxed. Great for use on the wedding day, while getting “hair and make-up” done since it has a handy velcro closure and doesn’t need to be slipped over the head.

One size fits most. 34″L x 30-67″ wide. THIS ITEM IS NON-REFUNDABLE.

This is must have. Order it before your wedding and ship it to your hotel. You will thank me for this recommendation when you are drinking champagne with your partner out of a custom engraved Ice Buket.

Personalized Ice Bucket – $ 45.00
Beautifully functional, our Personalized Ice Bucket is the perfect centerpiece to any table. With its crystal clear construction and smooth tapered handles, our Personalized Ice Bucket mimics the vintage glass ice buckets that are currently so popular. The smoothness of the glass allows the piece to be both contemporary and classic. The glass ice bucket is elegantly engraved with an unfilled block monogram font in a monogram format. The larger, outlined letters make a classy impact without impacting the structural integrity of the ice bucket. Whether used at a dinner party or at the bridal table during the wedding reception, this monogrammed ice bucket will be treasured for years to come. Choose our Personalized Glass Ice Bucket as the perfect house warming gift, personalized wedding present, anniversary gift or as an engraved corporate gift. Product Details: Size: 7 1/2 inches tall. From handle to handle, the ice bucket measures 8 1/2 inches. Materials: Clear glass *Please Note: Hand blown glass may contain small bubbles. Engraving Options: The Personalized Ice Bucket can be personalized with an unfilled block Monogram at No Additional Cost. *Please Note: All monograms will be done in all capitalized letters. Please allow up to 2-3 business days for personalized items to ship.

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February 21, 2009

For Stressfull Days Try Our Designer Bath and Body Sets

Filed under: honeymoon — Tags: bridesmaids gift, honeymoon, honeymoon gift — rollerbladerdc @ 11:52 pm

Satin Bustier Bath and Body Set

So work is once again driving me a bit batty,,,but at the same time I absolutely love what I do. However, sometimes we all need escapes, but not everyone can afford a trip or vacation at the drop of a hat, so what I like to recommend to people is a fantastic body and bath set.

If you cannot tell from some of my other posts, a favorite store for me is Ruby Boudoir. Bath and Body sets do make great pre wedding gifts as it allows the bride to have something to look forward to after a day of stressfull planning activites, and as a friend, you need to test out the sets before you give them which is the perfect reason you should order two. (Like we need a reason to pamper ourselves and destress sometimes.)

The Satin Bustier Bath and Body set from Ruby Boudoir is a fantastic beginning set to start with. Now if you look at the picture, it is pretty obvious why they call it the Bustier set, the package is a big old bustier. How cool is that! I love it and love recommending this product to everyone. It is creative. fun, romantic and the bath part is a fabulous relaxer.

The Satin Bustier Bath Set is a luxorious 5 piece bath set that is rose and lavendar scented. You don’t have to just use it before the wedding, because this particular set works great for a romantic scented bath on your honeymoon. Because of the rose scents in it as well, it is a perfect bath to take with real rose petals as well. If you are a monster bride who stressed out your bridesmaids, this is also the perfect gift to give to them as it will help them to relax and calm down after your big day is finally over. The Satin Bustier Bath and Body Set is made up of a six ounce shower gel, a five ounce body spray, a six ounce bubble bath, the sachet pillow and of course my favorite part, the Bustier gift bag that you can reuse. At just $30 per set, this one is a steal!

Heart Bath and Body Set.

This next Bath and Body set is also from Ruby Boudoir. It is called the Heart Bath and Body set (for obvious reasons) and is another favorite of mine.

I am an absolute wreck when it comes to antiques and classic looking things. I know I prefer everything modern, but how could you refuse a classic stained glass Tiffany Lamp? My love for classics and antique styled things makes me love this bath set. Just look at it. It reminds me of a classic hat box in a heart shape. The package matches perfectly and the colors and products just say come take a bath, I’ll relax you, it’ll be so worth it!

Although I have not had the pleasure of using this set yet, I just think it is one of the most inviting bath sets I have ever seen before.

This set is also a rose and lavendar scent. However it is a very subtle scent so you don’t have to worry about smelling like it all night or stinking up a room if your significant other ends up not liking it. This set contains 6 ounces of shower gel, 8 ounces of bath crystals, 6 ounces of body lotion and 4 ounces of body scrub….ohh and don’t forget the first thing I fell in love with, the heart shaped box. This box is the perfect accessory to any honeymoon hotel’s bathroom on or next to the tub. Like I said, at least to me, it screams, come take a bath! Click here to order your Heart Shaped Bath and Body Set!

bath and body tote

So I also found this one at Ruby Boudoir. It is the perfect gift for bridesmaids and groomesmen who take care of themselves and for the wedding couple on a budget. It is essentially the same as the heart shaped bath and body set in that the products look warm and inviting, but it comes in a tote bag so you can take it with you, pack it in your bags, use it wherever there is a tub or jacuzzi.

The Bath and Body Tote is a 5 piece gift set containing 4 ounces of body lotion, a bodice shaped bar of soap, 4 ounces of shower gel, 4 ounces of body scrub and a soft net body buffer. This tote is also rose and lavendar scented,,,hrmmm maybe I should offer another scent in this post….nahhh…. The tote is also reusable so you don’t have to worry about bringing along extra bags or grocery store bags to repack everything for when you are finished.

Anyways, a perfect way to relax when you’re stressed is a nice scented hot bath. I highly recommend that if you have not tried a hot bath to destress, you buy one of the above sets by clicking on the links and get to it already! Thanks for reading my blog and check out my other posts if you like this one.

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