Do you have a birthday coming up? Maybe you’re getting married? Chances are you’re inviting some of your gay buddies. Your more conservative gay friends may give you a great bottle of wine or perfectly fitted button up shirt.
But your more “creative” gay friends may give you something a little less traditional.
From funny to flirty, these gifts from your gay friends are sure to make you blush.
10 Gifts Gay Guys May Give Straight Guys
In no particular order, here are the top ten gifts you’re afraid (or should be afraid) you’re gay friends are going to give you.
Maybe you’re the kind of guy who rocks short shorts to the gym. You know the type – the guy who lunges his way across the room while his mid-thigh length shorts ride up to precarious levels.
But if you’re not, you should definitely be afraid that your gay friends might just give you a pair of training shorts that are just a bit too short…and ask you to model them for the other guests.
Your gay bestie knows you well, and he knows that you may have had a little too much fun last night…at the gay bar. Which is why your gay friend may give you this awesome Batman themed “What did I do last night?” t-shirt.
At first glance, this seems like a perfectly normal, fun-loving gift. After all, who doesn’t love refrigerator poetry? But there’s something different about this particular poetry set.
You’ll have to get creative with this magnetic poetry set since it contains words like “drag” and “leather”.
What’s that? You don’t wear aprons when you cook? Now you do! Because your gay friend just gave you a “kiss the cook” apron from Flirty Aprons.
But fear not! These aprons are actually pretty cool. Since they’re for men or women, any couple will be happy with a flirty apron as a wedding gift. I mean, who doesn’t want to see their partner cook for them in an apron?
You do yoga, right? Well these Wonder Woman costume yoga pants that your gay friend may give you are sure to be a hit at your local studio.
You’ll want to wear them with confidence because, well, that’s pretty much the only way you can wear Wonder Woman yoga pants.
I can almost guarantee your gay friend will not get you a gay romance novel, unless it was a joke, but that doesn’t mean your not afraid this will happen.
There are so many to choose from, maybe you’ll get a whole collection! This is a tame one compared to what else you can find lol.
The problem with getting art as a wedding gift is that you have to put it on display. The next time your gay friend comes over to your place, this nude male sculpture better be displayed proudly.
This one is self-explanatory and guaranteed to make any man blush. Of all the gay gifts I can think of, this bottle stopper might be the most hilarious. The question is, will you use it?
Why? Because your gay friend has a great sense of humor, and he knows that you’ll need one too if you’re going to lay out with this novelty towel on your next beach trip.
10. RENT on DVD
Homosexuality is just one of many themes in this rock musical, but that doesn’t mean this DVD isn’t in the running for gifts you’re afraid your gay friends might get for you.
Any more gay gifts?
Your turn. What gifts are you afraid to receive from your gay friends?