May 29, 2013

Dan Brown’s Inferno – Is It Worth It Reviews? You’ll Question Catholisicsm.

Dan Brown’s Inferno

I am about to finish reading Dan Brown’s Inferno. Inferno by Dan Brown is his latest book starring Robert Langdon and in this book, Robert is back in Europe causing problems. Unlike many of his other books, he includes new characters including homosexuals, diseased women and just like his other books, he makes sure to take friendly stabs at the Catholic Church. If you want a read that is just as amazing as his other books, Dan Brown’s Inferno reviews are amazing and this is a must read book. The problem with doing my reviews of Inferno by Dan Brown is that no matter how I write this, I may end up spoiling parts of the story. With that said, here is my review and I think I worked it out to the point that I won’t spoil anything and will leave a million surprises waiting you inside this mystery thriller.

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In many of his books, Dan brings out natural fears and things that could have been a reality. In the book Inferno which focuses mainly on Dante’s work The Divine Comedy or Dante’s Inferno, you are brought into a thought process of diseases and humanity. Dan tries to get you to realize that Humans are actually a disease on Earth and we are actually in the process of killing ourselves. The entire book is built on how to help control over population and one mad man’s plot to do this. Just like in his other books he takes you on a tour of Europe where you visit famous paintings, statues, churches, markets and squares and you discover things that only very few people (unless you’ve read his books) will get to know. When I was in Paris the other week I actually passed by some of the things in one of his books and actually pictured Robert Langdon in front of the obelisk in the middle of the square. It was kind of scary that the memory of that scene stuck with me and came back out.

You learn a lot about Vasrai and his hidden messages. You get to hear about Greek artwork and you’ll begin to have a new love for Dante and even his love that ended up being his muse for many of his writings, his poems and artwork, symphonies and trips to Italy for numerous fans. If you thought Dante was all about heaven and hell, this book will help you to realize that he is actually about love and what love meant to him. How love helped take him through the nine levels of hell, how it brought him back to heaven and how much power love can have over a person. It can make you travel the world to kiss on a bridge. Kneeel in a temple or church and leave letters to a woman who died hundreds of years ago and even kill for what you believe in. Love also comes with something else that this book makes very clear, marriage and the need to populate the planet.

The Catholic Church and even some Christian churches promote abstinence and try to prevent condoms from being spread across the world. The main reason isn’t a belief in disease control or health and safety, it’s because if you’re supposed to have sex, you’re supposed to to it to procreate and have a baby. This is one of the big things they use against gay people and gay couples. Since two men or two women having sex more than likely won’t end up in having a baby, they shouldn’t do it. This book blows a huge punch in the face to the Catholic Churches arguments against gay sex. What if straight people, who were married, in love and never cheated couldn’t breed? What if the man couldn’t produce sperm or the woman couldn’t produce eggs? What if they both couldn’t actually have children because one had a disease and it would be passed on? If a heterosexual couple couldn’t actually breed, should they still be allowed to have sex or should they abstain to respect God? If the church would say yes you can still have sex, knowing it cannot produce a child, then why shouldn’t gay people be able to? It opens a very strong question that I do not think they will want to answer.

Dan Brown’s Inferno takes you on a thrilling trip through Italy that will leave you unable to put the book down. You’ll discover artwork that is not opened to the public. Passageways that were only used by royalty and VIPs that were visiting and more importantly, amazing characters that constantly change sides, battle plans and that will shock you in the end. I definitely recommend you buy Inferno by Dan Brown. I ended up getting through the entire book in about two days and want to read it again. If you are a fan, Dan Brown’s Inferno reviews are all amazing from us and we highly recommend you read and buy it. Click on any link from this post or in the widget and you’ll be taken to a store where you can buy or download it for a price lower than the major bookstores.

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April 19, 2013

Do You Invite People Who Voted Against Gay Marriage to Your Wedding?

Filed under: Gay Marriage,Gay Wedding Articles — Tags: do you invite family who voted against gay marriage to your gay wedding, do you invite people opposed to gay marriage to a gay wedding, who to invite to gay weddings — rollerbladerdc @ 11:41 pm

One thing that constantly bugs me about getting married and helping other people plan their gay weddings is what to do about inviting people who voted against gay marriage to your wedding. I have family members, including one who helped raise me, that I love and that is part of my life who voted against it. If I get married and he isn’t invited, he would be hurt more than anything. At the same time, he voted for me not to have the right to get married, what do you do? Here are a few other examples and how I handle them. You’ll need to make your own decisions and I would love your comments and feedback below.

Do you invite family members who voted against gay marriage to your gay wedding?

Trying to figure out if you should invite family members who voted against gay marriage to your gay wedding is one of the hardest ones to figure out. Yes, they tried to stop you from marrying the person you love, but if you care about them and they care about you, your wedding won’t be the same without them. When I’m talking to other people, here is what I go over with them and what I’ll have to think about with my own wedding.

Can the person behave and be ok with gay people around, you kissing your partner and sitting through something they are/were opposed to?
Could seeing an actual gay wedding help them to understand that there is nothing wrong with gay people getting married and that their opinion was flawed or incorrect?
Is their Husband or Wife pro gay marriage and will it effect his or her ability to come? Will they be offended or be put in an awkward position if both aren’t invited?
Can you honestly be happy with yourself knowing someone you love, that’s in your family and that helped raise you is not invited to the most important day of your life?
Are you going to feel like something is missing because you didn’t invite them in your wedding photos when you see they aren’t there? Even if they say no, at least you tried and may not feel as bad.
If they say no and do not come, will it effect your opinion of them and can that feeling of rejection be repaired? This goes two ways.

Trying to figure out if you should invited family members who voted against gay marriage to a gay wedding is a hard thing to do. I would personally invite them knowing that I did the right thing. If they say no, it will hurt at first, but at least I already somewhat knew the answer before hand. At the same time, they may surprise you and say yes because they do love you.

Do You Invite Friends Who Voted Against Gay Marriage to a Gay Wedding?

This one is a bit easier for me. I have a couple of friends who I met through work that I enjoy and really care about. They are supportive in my relationships and are always welcoming when they have met my boyfriends in the past. However, when it comes to voting for gay marriage, their religion stops them from voting for it. They believe in equal rights but not being able to get married or being recognized by the church. Although I care about them and enjoy them, I would not invite them because they can’t get past the real issue which is equal rights. For them its about religion and although they would show up and be supportive and friendly, it would also cause them to feel awkward. At the same time, going to a gay wedding for a friend that they have known for a long time could actually help to change their minds on gay marriage. Unfortunately, this can also create another issue. It is expensive to have more guests at a wedding.

Who do you invite to a gay wedding, friends you’ve known for a long time or friends who support gay marriage?

In the example above, I have known these people for years and love them. At the same time I have friends who I have known for less of a period of time, am not as close to, but they do support gay marriage, are becoming good friends and would not feel awkward at the wedding. They would enjoy it, bring in a positive attitude the entire time and nothing would be weird. Who do you invite, the friends you were/are closer to and have known for a long time or the friends which you have that you haven’t known as long but support your wedding and would also enjoy it without feeling awkward. I am always stuck with this one.

The more people you have the more money it costs. Do you risk having people feel awkward and ruining other people’s times at your wedding, and also risk hurting their feelings or do you bring people who would enjoy everything at your wedding and have an amazing time. You want the people you care about there, but you don’t want any negativity or awkward emotions or feelings at your wedding. I usually try to figure out what the odds are of the people who voted against gay marriage showing up and then wait to see. If they are out of town you can ask them first if they would want to come, and if they are local to you just ask. If they sound awkward at all about it on the phone, then you have your answer and let them know that they sound like they aren’t 100% sure so maybe it’s not a good idea. Make sure you also let them know you still care about them and aren’t offended that they couldn’t make it. If they get excited about the wedding and say yes, then send them an invitation and hope they are still that excited when they get to your wedding. You’ll have to make that decision based on their reactions.

You have to remember that at weddings you have alcohol and things that could end up making someone who was opposed to gay marriage have an outburst, especially if they’re drunk. If you have people there who are opposed to gay marriage, even though they love you, they could also ruin the wedding for other guests. It is a really odd thing to not invite someone you love or care about, but you also have to remember that it is your big day and something you don’t want any negativity at. Please feel free to leave a comment below with your own opinions and what you would do or if you are married what you did do. Please also feel free to share this post on Facebook and Twitter to see what other people think.

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March 11, 2013

What is the best gay dating sites – Match, OKCupid or Gay.com

Filed under: gay dating,Match.com for gays — Tags: gay match.com., gay.com dating reviews, what is the best gay dating site — rollerbladerdc @ 3:48 pm

What is the best gay dating site?

Best Gay Dating Site Reviews

Gay.com vs. OkCupid vs. Match.com gay dating

What are the best gay dating sites: Match.com, OkCupid or Gay.com?

Match.com, OkCupid and Gay.com have all been battling it out for the position of the best gay dating site. However, the best gay dating site for you is going to depend on if you are willing to go for a paid account, if you plan on using the site to hookup and a number of other factors. After reading our reviews of the top gay dating sites, you should be able to figure out whether Match.com, OkCupid, or Gay.com is the best gay dating site for you.

A review of Match.com vs. OkCupid

OkCupid is a very gay friendly dating site. When you set up your account, it asks a lot of important questions ranging from sexual positions and drugs to cheating and STDs. As these are pretty basic and preliminary things anyone wants to know about a potential partner, I thought it was great that it could help filter out compatibility on these issues ahead of time. OkCupid is also one of the only dating sites that actually really diggs down into compatibility and asks if you’re a top, a bottom or vers.

If you are wondering what dating site offers best free account, I would have to say OkCupid. You can send and receive unlimited messages, see who has viewed your profile, and it even offers a live chat feature. However, upgrading to an OkCupid paid account only makes it an even better gay dating site. The paid account turns off all of the ads and allows you to browse anonymously. The OkCupid paid account also provides a massive boost for your profile views — as soon as I upgraded, I went from about 3 weekly profile visitors to over 115. I would say that the massive jump was more than worth paying about $20 a month. While the odd woman or ethnicity I had requested to be filtered out slipped through, OkCupid has definitely been an effective gay dating site. I also get to see who has rated my highly and shown a lot of interest in me with the paid account for OkCupid Gay Dating.

Match.com definitely was more of a straight than gay oriented dating site. First of all, it does not ask if you are a top, bottom or vers. No one wants to spend hours getting ready for a date just to find out that they are both tops. Another slap in the face is that while Match.com does offer mixers, which could be a great feature, they do not have them for gay people, from what I could tell. I was also regularly paired with women, and the occasional bisexual woman, despite having clearly checked off that I was a gay man. Even when Match.com got both the sex and sexual preference correct, a huge portion of the profile pictures were just bad and did not accurately represent the person behind the profile.

After using the Match.com free account and realizing that I couldn’t message people or see who had viewed my profile, I had hoped that upgrading to a paid account would turn it into a better gay dating site. Unfortunately, while I could message everyone, they could only message back if they were also on a paid account. Also, after upgrading there were still as many ads as with the free account (which is a lot!) and despite their 6 month guarantee, I had to jump through hoops to get them to give me the free 6 months. After showing customer service that I had met all the requirements multiple times, they did eventually give me the free 6 months from their guarantee. However, they were definitely not nice about it and acted like honoring their word was doing me a huge favor.

What is a better gay dating site: Match.com or OkCupid?

Match.com fails to hold a candle to OkCupid. Lacking important and simple questions that are crucial to the gay dating scene, and inaccurate photos, you may as well just go pick someone up offline instead on a blind date. Match.com also almost forces you to use the paid account, since you can’t even message for free or easily communicate with people. Instead you get emails saying this person is interested but you cannot reach out to them. This would be tolerable, but if you have a bad experience after upgrading, Match.com attempts to weasel out of their guarantee. Match.com is definitely not the best gay dating site. I did however meet a couple of great people and one who I absolutely fell in love with. We didn’t end up staying together but we are still good friends. I do think they did a good job with that one.

OkCupid, on the other hand, does a great job of helping ensure some amount of compatibility, and also offers great features, like instant messaging, even if you are only using the free account. OkCupid is hands down better than Match.com.

A review of Gay.com vs. Match.com

While the majority of dating sites are primarily geared towards straight people, this obviously is not an issue with Gay.com. Not worrying about a poorly functioning filter that places you with the occasional straight guy is a nice, if trivial, benefit of Gay.com. Gay.com also has great chat features, including unlimited video chat, and also offers geo-location, so you can easily find out who is in your neighborhood.

One thing that I did not like about Gay.com was the amount of fake, outdated and generally misrepresentation of peoples profile pictures. It isn’t their fault, but they should try and check to make sure pictures are as accurate as possible. This was also an issue with Match.com, but on a smaller scale. Whenever I met up with someone from Gay.com I would have to worry about if their picture was from ten years ago, or if I was even about to meet the person I had checked out online. However, to balance that out, you can get way racier with the photos you post and view on Gay.com as nudity may be ok with them meaning you could find quick dates and hookups as well as actual dates for a relationship. One feature that I thought was great is the ability to control who sees which pictures. This way instead of private messaging dirtier ones, you can just check them off on a list as you become more comfortable with them.

Compared to Match.com, Gay.com seems to cater to an older crowd, but for some reason there are a ton of people who look way too young to meet the 18 year old age requirement it posts during the sign up process.

The free section is definitely better than Match.com, although that does not say much. While also covered with ads, it offers limited instant messaging and email, so you can at least test out the service without buying it. Since Match.com gives you no emails or messaging for free, you are not going to be able to accomplish much without signing up.

Which gay dating site is best: Match.com or Gay.com?

Gay.com beats Match.com in our gay dating site reviews. Match.com’s shoddy filters just cannot compete with the all gay community found on the other site. Also, with cripplingly limited free options, Match.com does not give its users a good chance to test their service before upgrading to premium.

A review of OkCupid vs. Gay.com

If you have been paying attention to this review of the best gay dating sites, it should be clear that Match.com is not coming out ahead. But this still begs the question; which is a better gay dating site: Gay.com or OkCupid?

Gay.com offers a community aspect that none other services in this review of the best gay dating sites do. The homepage is filled with local and national news, which can be great for coming up with relevant topics to message people about and find fun local date activities. Also, if you read through the front page right before your date, you should have some interesting current events to discuss and fill up any awkward silences.

Another thing Gay.com does well is keep it sexy. With their live chat and laissez-faire attitude towards nudity, it definitely spices things up more than answering often mundane personality questions. While OkCupid is definitely tamer in general, they do have a secret weapon for those who are feeling extra risky, which I personally have never been brave enough to try out.

OkCupid might be the only gay dating site offering blind dates, and they are available to both the free and premium accounts. With the blind date feature, you simply put in where and when you are interested in meeting someone, be it a bar, restaurant, or other venue, and it will search for other people interested in meeting at the same place and time. Although I have not used it, I can definitely see the benefit of it for those looking to meet someone, and fast!

Which gay dating site is best: OkCupid or Gay.com?

This review of the best gay dating sites clearly showed OkCupid and Gay.com as the top contenders. Gay.com can definitely be more exciting than the other services. With nudity, cam chat, and the occasional massive difference between the person you saw on your computer screen and the one you see sitting across from you, Gay.com is definitely edgy.

OkCupid can be a little slower and more tedious. You can spend a lot of time answering personality questions, and you generally have to at least contact someone before you get to take them home. However, considering its fantastic and free functionality, OkCupid emerges on top in this review of the best gay dating sites. It is also more geared towards actual dating in my opinion which makes it the best gay dating site.

Each of the services in our best gay dating site reviews has their place, depending on what you are into. If you want to find your perfect soul mate, go for OkCupid. Looking for a date but ok with stumbling into a hookup? Then Gay.com may be the best gay dating site for you. And if you want to get a premium account and have a smaller chance but meet a decent person, there is no better place than Match.com. Just figure out what you are looking for in the best gay dating site for you, or just try out all three by clicking the banners above.

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January 24, 2013

Sexy Men’s Underwear on Sale – 2013 Mens Designer Underwear Sale

Filed under: clothing and Lingerie,Non Wedding,UniversalGear.com — Tags: andrew christian underwear on sale, mens designer underwear on sale, sexy mens underwear — rollerbladerdc @ 12:45 am

Time to throw out those boxers and fix your package because designer and shape or form fitting mens underwear is back for 2013 and companies like Andrew Christian Underwear are leading the way. Not only are more men, both gay and straight, realizing the importance of proper fitting underwear (both for physical attraction, enhancement and appear, as well as health and physical benefits) which is why they are now ready to throw out the trashy old tighty whities and boxers and replacing them with proper fitting and supportive fashionable underwear. Below are some of my favorite styles of sexy men’s underwear on sale and all of them are in style name brands like the 2013 Andrew Christian underwear on sale, 2xist and even brands you may not have heard of like Piss and Vinegar. Click any of the images or links and you’ll be taken to a store where you can buy sexy men’s underwear on sale that is all in style for 2013.

2xist no show sport range white and black brief for men

This first pair of fabulous and sexy mens underwear are from 2xist. 2xist is one of the most popular companies for briefs and over the last few years they have stepped up their game to create more fashionable, comfortable and stylish briefs for men. The 2xist no show sports white and black brief for men is one of these styles that are a huge improvement. I don’t really like how the package hangs if you buy a size to big, but if you can fill it, you will love these. The butt on them hugs nicely and perfectly helps to shape and show you off. Perfect for all you bottoms out there, but not as flattering for tops who cannot fill out the basket. This pair is an awesome seller and you can buy the 2xist no show sports brief in white and black by clicking this link.

andrew christian almost naked black sports brief

This is another pair I fell in love with. They are a newer style of undergarment called the Andrew Christian almost naked black brief. The Andrew Christian almost naked black brief if a perfectly shaped, form fitting and sexy style for men. I love the white piping in the design and the way that the cut shows off your legs is amazing. If there is one thing they know how to do, it is style their product so that it will show off everything they are supposed to, highlight other areas you want to show off and hide any areas that you may find problematic. The Andrew Christian almost naked black brief is a great choice and perfect for wearing any season, especially summer and winter.

andrew christian cool flex jock strap for men

This is the first jock of the post. It is the brand new 2013 Andrew Christian cool flex jock strap for men. The Andrew Christian cool flex jock strap for men is amazing! It lifts your butt, shows off your cheeks, the package is held up and tight and it even seems to help enhance your package. It doesn’t matter if you are in a locker room or a bathhouse, the Andrew Christian cool flex jock is the one you want to be seen in. I love all of the open spaces on the upper thigh and the straps around the bottom of your butt. This is an amazing jock that will highlight and help show off everything you want in a jock strap and also allow you to have the freedom to play sports, workout or whatever you are doing when you wear them.

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This is the second jock I wanted to share with you. It is the designer Andrew Christian show it arena jock with mesh sides for men. Your package is set nicely into a pouch that provides support and helps to show off what you have. The back has an amazing and gorgeous design that will show off and help to feature your ass while supporting it and offering it some additional lift and shaping. This is one of my favorite’s from the 2013 line and if you want a jock strap that supports, makes you look and feel amazing, the Andrew Christian show it arena jock strap for men is the perfect one for you. Click here to buy it on sale.

2xist white no show brief sale

This one is a classic styled brief with a great fashionable twist. If you look closely at the picture, you’ll see that the 2xist white no show brief actually has a ton of design to it. The package is full fabric that provides you with comfort and support whle the high cut sides will show off your legs and are accented with a lighter fabric that appears to be see through. The 2xist white now show briefs for men look like a classic jock if you look at the pouch, but with the rest of the design and materials, they may feel as comfortable as a jock, but will leave you with the support and coverage of a brief. Click here to buy these fun and flirty white briefs.

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This last pair is the Andrew Christian show it white briefs for men. Your package will be held nicely and comfortably in the pouch which will provide you with support and can even look like it will help enhance what you have. There are blue and black accent stripes on the sides of the pouch and they are some of the most comfortable pairs that the company makes. The 2013 Andrew Christian show it white briefs for men are definitely going to sell out quick, so hurry and buy them before they are gone.

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December 21, 2012

When is an innapropriate question isn’t innapropriate?

Filed under: gay dating,Match.com for gays,Non Wedding — Tags: dating, dating advice, gay dating advice — rollerbladerdc @ 5:36 pm

Gay Dating – Meet Single Guys

I was seeing this guy and we ended up going to the actual step of real dating. We had also ended up starting to sleep with each other because we did become close and felt like it was moving forward nicely. We both liked each other a lot and we both felt really comfortable around each other. He is an awesome guy and he even came over without even knowing me to take care of me when I had the flu the other week. So why am I referring to him in the past tense? I ended up dumping him, we am breaking it off tomorrow when we are supposed to hang out again for another date. Here’s why.

The other night we were having sex and it was bugging me that I saw him on Manhunt. It shouldn’t have, because I was on there too, but it did make me want to ask how many people he had slept with since we met, especially because the two of us were getting serious. I thought the question was inappropriate when I thought of it, I knew he would as well, and because we were having sex it was probably the worst time to ask. Unfortunately I decided to ask anyways.

He responded by saying that is inappropriate and I shouldn’t be asking him that. Then I realized something after he said that. We finished having sex, took a shower and I decided it was over. Instead of our normal cuddling on the couch, I hurried him out and he looked confused as to why I was rushing him out. The thing is that when you are in a relationship or even dating someone, but you actually move it forward to where you are going out to meet each other’s friends, I think you have a right to know how many other people the person is sleeping with.

When you have sex with someone, you put yourself at risk. When you are getting close to becoming a couple, you need to be able to ask and know things about each other. Because he said he wouldn’t answer and that the question was inappropriate, I knew he was sleeping with other people which didn’t bug me. It’s the fact that he wouldn’t answer that made me dump him. Neither of us reached a point where we were ready to go monogamous so we are free to sleep with whoever and both of us have gone on other dates. However we were starting to move towards monogamy and I wanted to know how many other people there were or how many he has hooked up with. If he cannot answer that, then he is either not ready for a relationship or you can expect him to keep secrets from you.

I like honesty in a relationship and if someone can’t answer something that simple before you are in one, it isn’t going to be a good fit. I guess I am finally growing up. The sex is fun, he is an awesome guy, but if he won’t open up or be honest, it’ll never work. That is why I am breaking it off with him. It’s kind of funny how an inappropriate question can actually be a completely appropriate question and if the person won’t answer, then they are more than likely the type of person who will hide things from you and lie. That isn’t the type of person you should want in your life so if you want to know an answer to a question and he won’t answer, let him go. It’s not worth putting yourself through that, worrying, wondering and knowing he’s lying to you. You’ll eventually meet someone better who won’t do it and won’t be afraid to admit how many people they have been sleeping with, etc…

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December 5, 2012

10 perfect ex boyfriend gifts for christmas and hanukah

Filed under: gag gifts,gay dating,Non Wedding — Tags: gag gifts, gifts for ex boyfriends, holiday gifts for ex boyfriends — rollerbladerdc @ 9:22 pm

I know you all wait for this post or tweet or share each year, but I was kind of scared to post today because I just met someone and we have another date tonight and tomorrow. He also knows I blog and is going to see this one. Because of that I was going to hold off, but at the same time, he should know that I have a dark sense of humor. Because of that, here are my top ten christmas gifts and hanukah gifts for ex boyfriends. Feel free to leave your own favorite gift in the comments section.

Nix Lice Treatment Family Pack – Works On Pubic Crabs Too!
1. Nix - This is the perfect holiday gift for an ex boyfriend who has a new boyfriend. Not only does nix “work on pubic lice too”, but this is the family sized version so he’s sure to have enough for that untrimmed bush. Let’s hope his new boyfriend loves seafood because with this gift, he’ll be “itching” for a claw craker and mallet.

Redneck Wine Glass
2. The mason jar wine glass set. The holidays are the perfect time to meet the family. Just so his new boyfriend knows what he’s getting into, let him know how classy the bitch is with these fabulous and glamorous, mason jar wine glasses. The only thing better is when he puts ice in his red wine or wants it chilled.

3. Another holiday favorite, the red ex boyfriend knife holder. Perfect for a reminder of how his ex’s feel, you’ll get your message across when he opens this fun houseware on the holidays. But don’t worry, it comes in festive colors like red or silver.

Ugly Children Gum

4. Ugly Children Bubblegum – Remember when you would sit up and think about how cute your kids were going to be? Let his new boyfriend know about these thoughts and that you wish them nothing but the best of luck with having a cute kid by sending him ugly children bubblegum to make sure his Quasimodo bastard child will be as ugly as his soul.

Instant Mullet W/ Headband 5. If the mason jar wine glasses weren’t enough of a warning, send him this instant mullet headband. When the new boyfriend watches him throw it on and get ready to party, he’ll have a better idea of why you broke up in the first place.

Smaller Condoms – Big Protection for Small Penises – $3.99
6. I always love when he waits for the fifth date, an anniversary or special occasion to have sex for the first time. I love to make an impression and get the “balls” rolling with his new boyfriend. That’s why it’s always fun to send them enough protection for even the “smallest” chance one of them would have something.

7. Speaking of small problems, why not help him clean that one up under his lip with cold sore cream and ointment. Nothing screams no more oral like a cold sore that doesn’t go away,,,or that his new boyfriend didn’t think to look for.

Douche Bag Gum
8. If you don’t think I’m one already, then why not let him know how you really feel. Send him douche bad gum so that when he goes to freshen his breath, everyone around him will know what to expect. Not to mention that he could really use the first word on the name tag as well. Let’s face it, his breath only stinks because of all the sh*t that comes out of it so a pack of “douche” bag gum is the perfect thing to freshen his breath.

Butt Pirate – A Vanilla Scented Anal Douche – $5.99
9. This is a fun one to send him with a note for his new boyfriend to let him know that he not only needs to clean out more, but also needs something scented and flavored to make it even slightly appealing to go down there. That’s why there’s butt pirate vanilla scented and flavored anal douches.

10. If you haven’t scared the new boyfriend off yet, try this to show him how psycho you are, and after that one leaves, make him look like a psycho when his next boyfriend finds the ex-boyfriend ashes money jar sitting in the kitchen or in his house.

Those are my top ten favorite ex boyfriend gifts for christmas and hanukah. Feel free to leave your own favorite in the comments section below. Let’s also hope my date doesn’t find this post before we go out tonight lol. Thank you again for reading and feel free to share this on twitter and facebook as well. If you need a coupon for any of the stores above, leave a comment and I’ll email one to you.

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November 18, 2012

A fabulous custom cat adoption pillow from LBMGifts.com

Filed under: LBMGifts.com,Reviews,Wedding Gift — Tags: custom wedding gifts, gay wedding gifts, lbmgifts.com — rollerbladerdc @ 9:29 pm

Cat Adoption Pillow from LBMGifts.com

The other month I got a phone call from a random person asking about this blog and if I would do reviews. The lady who called me has a client who creates custom hand stitched pillows for your couch or chair for married people, anniversaries, etc… She also happens to be gay friendly and wanted to know if me and my husband would want a free pillow and if I liked it, would I review it.

I said sure, I’d be happy to, but I don’t have a husband. How about a boyfriend? Nope. Ummm…are you dating someo…………..and I stopped her and said look, I’m bitter, I’m 22ish and have a cat lol. How about instead of me and a boyfriend or husband, you do one for me and my cat. She thought it was a great idea so I sent her the cats name and she asked an awesome question, how old is he. She listened very well to me when I said in 2007 because she also got a ton of other information like the colors, date I adopted him, etc… Eventually when I didn’t get the pillow from LBMgifts.com, I started to forget about it. It is the holiday season and she is giving me a free one so I didn’t expect it overnight. Then all of the sudden I ended up getting a knock on the door about three weeks after we talked and there was a box.

Inside the box was a gorgeously wrapped package in red and black paper. It also had a letter on it, a black tool ribbon and a bell which immediately became a cat toy for Frost (btw, my allergies to him are finally going away). When I opened the letter there was a really nicely typed out message for me about how she is happy to create this pillow and has created a section on her website for cat adoption pillows where she is actually featuring Frost and I.

LBMGifts.com is awesome. I love that they listened to every detail and came out with a pillow that shocked me. Instead of saying happy 5 years or something about an anniversary, she put established and the date I adopted him. It was an awesome touch that made me smile and made it something that won’t collect dust, but is actually on my couch right now. It’s the only non store bought, modern or higher end thing in the room. It also actually looks amazing with the Tiffany lamp I got two holiday seasons ago. Normally I would never buy something that would come from a craft store, but when you have a person who goes overboard to turn something she loves and is passionate about into a gift that makes people smile because she goes that extra step to make it special, this pillow will always be one of the things you see and sometimes see me cuddle with on the couch.

I absolutely love the pillow and love the company and encourage you to order at least one thing from them this holiday season. They have amazing products (tons of awesome spa gifts, bathrobes and favors for parties and weddings), they are gay friendly and they are animal friendly. I love their store and will definitely be ordering from them in the future. Thank you again for the wonderful pillow and Frost loves it and the bell as well.

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November 16, 2012

Make your farts smell like roses, well strawberries & vanilla

Filed under: Bachelor and Bachelorete Party,honeymoon,shopinprivate.com — Tags: butt pirate anal douches, douches, shopinprivate.com — rollerbladerdc @ 1:36 am

strawberry scented anal douche

I saw this product at one of the vendors we have promoted for a long time. It’s a vanilla or strawberry scented anal douche. Prepping for a night of fun with your partner can be kind of boring and at the same time not that fun. Anything to add a fun twist, or if you want to make sure he knows everything is tidy down below, you may want to try this new product called Butt Pirate scented and flavored anal douches.

What I love about Butt Pirate anal douches is that they aren’t just vegan friendly, because everyone knows that butts aren’t meat…or kosher?, is that if your partner likes the scent of strawberries or vanilla, it gives him or her an extra reason to visit the poop-less deck and go down below. (Sorry, I love puns and getting to use them when I can.) For years women were the ones who got to enjoy all of the fun scents and brands of things to freshen their women things, and now gay men and anyone else who enjoys anal gets to have the same type of products.

Whether you are punching a hole in the donut and wish you had strawberry icing or vanilla cream filling (ok I’ll stop) (I probably shouldn’t drink wine before I blog), you and your partner will enjoy a fun and fresh time with a properly smelling and clean time. You’ll also finally be able to answer a question to smart “asses” when they say “don’t look at me like your farts don’t stink” or “what, and your farts smell like roses?”, now you can say no, they smell like strawberries or vanilla. One thing I was sort of sad about when I found out about Butt Pirate scented anal douches is that they used to produce a chocolate scent and flavored douche.

Although that sounds gross, I love chocolate. There isn’t anything tempting or fun about thinking about chocolate and being down there, but if you can get over the image and thought of it, it actually could make prepping or foreplay a bit more fun. Think about it, you could have vanilla one night and when you want more attention, let him smell chocolate. It’s kind of hard to get over the thought of a chocolate smelling butt, but at the same time, it is probably one of the best smells and something that could make it more fun to prep your partner for a fun night. If you’ve tried or like Butt Pirate scented douches, feel free to leave a comment below.

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October 30, 2012

Autism Gifts for Boys – What to look for & How to Shop

Filed under: Non Wedding — Tags: autism, gifts for autistic boys, gifts for boys with autism — rollerbladerdc @ 3:25 pm

gifts for boys with autism

I recently ended up having the word Autism come into my life. My mom used to babysit for a kid who was Autistic, but I didn’t think I’d ever have to shop for a Gift for Boys with Autism. It turns out one of my friends sons has Autism and now I need to buy a gift for boys with Autism. I did some research and asked a few people and here is what I found out about how to shop and buy gifts for boys with Autism.

The first thing is to have a reputable store like this one. Every product is hand picked for effectiveness and if a product gets enough complaints, they instantly remove it from their store. The owner is also a well known Advocate for this disorder which helps to add to the reason I recommend them. By going through their site and by talking to some people, here are a few things I found to help you pick out the perefect gift for Autistic boys.

1. Does the gift solve the specific issue for the child.

The gift is only as good as it can help him. Talk to his parents and see what normally works. If he needs to calm down or has outbursts, weighted vests or blankets can be life savers. If he has trouble sitting still and focusing, sitting wedges and fidgets can potentially help with this. For toys and gifts for boys with Autism, think about the same things. How can the toy be fun so he’ll actually use and play with it and how can it solve an issue for him. Is it a game like Blunders that will help with social skills and communications while also being fun, or is it a cool lamp like the tranquil turtle that may help him calm down at night and fall asleep with the soothing colors and lights it projects. Find something that he’ll actually use and play with, that also solves a problem for him and you have an awesome gift.

2. Don’t worry about the age on the box.

Even if the gift is for someone 5 years younger, he may be developmentally at that level, or the toy could still be beneficial and entertaining for him. Think about his developmental age and not the age on the box and find something that is appropriate that way. You will want to ask his parents first just to double check before you buy the gift so that they don’t get mad you bought something more advanced or well below his age range. Sometimes seeing a gift is for little kids could upset him as well.

3. Make sure it is safe.

One thing you’ll want to do if he is opening presents is to make sure the toy you bought him is safe. In order for the toy to be safe you need to try and make sure it cannot be easily thrown or he can’t hit and hurt someone with it. It shouldn’t be able to be used to hurt him and there shouldn’t be things on it that he can use to possibly hurt someone else by accident if he has an outburst. Safety isn’t just age appropriate for toys, it’s also knowing the kid who is getting the gift and knowing what types of outbursts they have, how they react to different environments and also knowing what helps to keep them calm and happy.

I’m not a doctor and I don’t have any kids of my own, this is just from me reading online and finding what I think are good tips for shopping for toys for boys with Autism. If you need to buy gifts for Autistic Boys, click on the banner above or look at the widgets below. You’ll find a ton of fabulous gift ideas and if you click through to the store, you’ll be able to purchase those toys and a ton more. Thank you again for reading and if you have any other tips on buying gifts for boys with Autism, please feel free to share them below.

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October 5, 2012

Bacon Gifts for Christmas – Bacon Christmas Gifts

Filed under: food,gag gifts,Stupid.com — Tags: bacon christmas gifts, bacon gifts, stupid.com — rollerbladerdc @ 2:26 am

I guess I’m a really bad Jew because not only do I have an obsession with bacon, but I also have an obsession with bacon gifts and giving bacon christmas gifts for the holidays to my non Jewish friends. To be honest, my Jewish friends love getting Bacon Gifts as well. Anyways, I was talking to one of my favorite online stores and when they told me that they took my idea and created and entire section of bacon gifts for christmas and any other day, I went crazy and decided to share some of my favorites here. I will actually get credit for the sale if you buy anything through these links, if you don’t use a coupon code, so please make sure that if you buy something from them, you come back and click the product again just before you purchase, even if you do use a coupon. Here are some of my favorite bacon gifts for the holidays.

Bacon Gumballs Price: 6.95I normally hate gum. The noise when people chew drives me crazy, but when you have bacon flavored gumballs, I have to make an exception, especially if you share with me. The bacon flavored gum comes with 22 balls and each one is absolutely awesome. You cannot go wrong with bacon flavored gum after or before dinner, for breakfast or even just during the day when you really want bacon and everything around you is health food.	Bacon Wallet Price: 13.95I love this one. It’s the bacon wallet and the wallet pattern actually looks just like actual slabs of bacon. If you need a reminder or need to remind your boyfriend to pick up bacon at the store, the bacon wallet is the perfect gift for him. This is definitely the perfect gift for any guy who is obsessed with bacon and already has everything else that he could want.	Mr. Bacon Vs. Monsieur Tofu Price: 10.95I have no clue what these things are, but when you have bacon figurines with tofu figurines and each have moveable arms, you are bound for a fun fight between vegetarians and bacon loving carnivores. This is the perfect gift for vegetarians or people who cannot stand vegetarians.
Bacon Tuxedo Prank Gift Box Price: 9.95I don’t think I actually even need to say how much I love this. If you want to really stand out at a wedding or anywhere else, the bacon print tuxedo is the perfect gift. It isn’t actually a bacon print tuxedo, but it does make an awesome prank to give to a bacon lover.	Bacon Scented Soap Price: 9.95If you love smelling bacon cooking in the morning, why wouldn’t you also love bacon scented soap. Bacon scented soap is amazing and something that you’ll love. When you go to work everyone will get hungry and if you meet another bacon lover, it’s a guaranteed pick up scent that will probably work better than pheromones or any other cologne.	Bacon Air Freshener Price: 3.45I don’t think I actually need to say anything except this is the perfect bacon gift for anyone. How could you not love having your car, your apartment, gym bag or anything else smell like bacon?
Bacon Popcorn Price: 8.95Perfect for watching movies, a date or anything else, when you cannot have real bacon, have bacon popcorn. It smells like bacon, tastes like bacon but it’s popcorn.	Bacon Flavored Mints Price: 3.95Again, a perfect gift for someone who is craving bacon but can’t have it because they keep kosher or just because it isn’t available. Give them a bacon flavored mint until they can go out and get real bacon.	Bacon Ornament Price: 9.95The perfect bacon christmas gift. Everyone will love it and it will look perfect on your tree.
Bacon Lovers Pack Price: 19.95This is the ultimate bacon gift for anyone who loves bacon. This is the perfect gift for anyone who loves bacon.	Mr. Bacon’s Wild Board Game Price: 19.95This is even better for bacon lovers. You can eat bacon while playing the bacon board game and bacon lovers will love this bacon gift for christmas or any other holiday or birthday.	Bacon Candy Canes Price: 8.95Another perfect thing for your christmas tree or just to give to someone for christmas. These are also perfect for your office or for anyone who loves bacon.

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